{"id":36010,"date":"2018-02-27T10:45:43","date_gmt":"2018-02-27T10:45:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=36010"},"modified":"2018-02-27T10:45:43","modified_gmt":"2018-02-27T10:45:43","slug":"a-witches-curse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2018\/02\/a-witches-curse\/","title":{"rendered":"A witches curse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A curse upon a licentious sod<br \/>\nWho clearly did her wrong<br \/>\nTo one sweet witch who spread her curse<br \/>\nAnd felt it should belong<br \/>\nUnrestrained and promiscuous<br \/>\nShowing disregard<br \/>\nFor her and her heartfelt tendencies<br \/>\nSo when he got his hard<br \/>\nOn, the said man&#8217;s penis<br \/>\nWhich should ache when love he made<br \/>\nShe was clearly sweeter<br \/>\nThan I am  and so to aid<br \/>\nA maiden in distress<br \/>\nMy curse really Now laid<br \/>\nEach time he pissed<br \/>\nThe agony was strong<br \/>\nAnd would not fade<\/p>\n<p>This curse would be more powerful<br \/>\nDesigned to bring him grief<br \/>\nWhen men lack true conviction<br \/>\nFor me its my belief<br \/>\nShe apparently still loved him<br \/>\nDeep down in her soul<br \/>\nBut I am here to counter<br \/>\nAnd remind him<br \/>\nWhat a troll  (he was)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A curse upon a licentious sod Who clearly did her wrong To one sweet witch who spread her curse And felt it should belong Unrestrained and promiscuous Showing disregard For her and her heartfelt tendencies So when he got his &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2018\/02\/a-witches-curse\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[344,159,200],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36010","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abandonment","category-magick","category-the-sabbats-and-the-old-craft"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36010","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36010"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36010\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36011,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36010\/revisions\/36011"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36010"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36010"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36010"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}