{"id":35133,"date":"2017-12-25T14:23:07","date_gmt":"2017-12-25T14:23:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=35133"},"modified":"2017-12-25T14:33:25","modified_gmt":"2017-12-25T14:33:25","slug":"christ-mass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2017\/12\/christ-mass\/","title":{"rendered":"CHRIST MASS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Imagine it<br \/>\nits an hour or two yea infact beyond<br \/>\nNoon that is on Christmas Day<br \/>\nWhere everyone is fond<br \/>\nOf eating a  roasted bird<br \/>\nThat wanted to live , but we<br \/>\nDecided it was time to leave<br \/>\nthis mortal coil and see<\/p>\n<p>No more the ugly cages<br \/>\nThe battered barn<br \/>\nThe shit<br \/>\nThe dubious pills they fed us<br \/>\nWherever we did sit<br \/>\nInstead thrown quite aggressively<br \/>\ninto a smelly crate<br \/>\nTo be transported to the abattoir<br \/>\nAnd shackled there to wait<\/p>\n<p>For the Rabbi and his helper<br \/>\nTo affirm my place of death<br \/>\nTo read from some hebrew manuscript<br \/>\nAnd to expect my breath<br \/>\nTo be forcibly restricted<br \/>\nAt the   hands of some vile thug<br \/>\nWho seemed to speak in gibberish<br \/>\nAnd who had an ugly mug<\/p>\n<p>Clearly it all was meaningless<br \/>\nAn illogicality<br \/>\nWithout anticipation<br \/>\nOf how i could get free<br \/>\nA prophesy was evident<br \/>\nAnd anticipatory<br \/>\nOn what would be the outcome<br \/>\nOf the guillotine that be<\/p>\n<p>Positioned out in front of me<br \/>\nBloodied and on fire<br \/>\nHere I was to lose my head<br \/>\nThe thought of that felt dire<br \/>\nBut that was now  expected<br \/>\nFor it  seems I had been sold<br \/>\nWithout any recollection<br \/>\nOf really how much gold<\/p>\n<p>I was worth, apparently<br \/>\nDressed in worthy silk<br \/>\nStuffed with sage and onion<br \/>\nSoaked in dead calves milk<br \/>\nThe lunacy and madness<br \/>\nThat followed on from this<br \/>\nCJD psychiatry<br \/>\nAnd a second chance at bliss<\/p>\n<p>It is  the height of absurdity<br \/>\nThe shenanigans around<br \/>\nThe extravagance of knowing<br \/>\nThat in my blood I drown<br \/>\nThe genius the master<br \/>\nOr perhaps the idiot born<br \/>\nA dipstick and a numbskull<br \/>\nWhose given extra corn<\/p>\n<p>Imagining that by so doing<br \/>\nTheir station might just be<br \/>\nHigher than the next charge<br \/>\nWho grows with dignity<br \/>\nEnvisaging a future<br \/>\nBeyond the guillotine<br \/>\nBeyond the rotten torture<br \/>\nCarried,  by the vile machine<\/p>\n<p>Into boiling water to soften up our quills<br \/>\nFor labourers to come and pluck<br \/>\nAs a blood droplet spills<br \/>\nThe unintelligibility<br \/>\nThe equivolence of same<br \/>\nA semantic shift in empathy<br \/>\nUncoupled from the blame<\/p>\n<p>There is nothing esoteric<br \/>\nAbout what has happened here<br \/>\nI was the picture of innocence<br \/>\nBrought to a place where fear<br \/>\nWas rampsnt common purpose<br \/>\nWas really everywhere<br \/>\nTall men with dark glasses<br \/>\nAnd very litte hair<\/p>\n<p>Disguised among the brussel sprouts<br \/>\nThe parsnips and  the soul<br \/>\nThe really sticky gravy<br \/>\nThe juice as thick as coal<br \/>\nThis is where it ended<br \/>\nIn an oven from Japan<br \/>\nbasting every minute<br \/>\nIn accordance to some plan<\/p>\n<p>Oh to have some silence<br \/>\nAnd perhaps coconut  cheese<br \/>\nRespect, for we are witnessing<br \/>\nThe scorching of my knees<br \/>\nThe sage felt overwhelming<br \/>\nSuch brief sincerity<br \/>\nA swindle in the offing<br \/>\nThat became a fallacy<\/p>\n<p>The dupery and the larceny<br \/>\nThe deception all the way<br \/>\nRiddled  with the hormones<br \/>\nA mockery some say<br \/>\nSharp practice they  were good at that<br \/>\nThe illusion of it all<br \/>\nWhat was exaggeration<br \/>\nWith Our backs against the wall<\/p>\n<p>Afterwards the pudding<br \/>\nPig fat I can smell<br \/>\nSoaked in the best cognac<br \/>\nWhich was shipped up from Hell<br \/>\nThe river  styx distillers<br \/>\nCharged with obstinacy<br \/>\nAnd lots of hesitation<br \/>\nAnd variability<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Imagine it its an hour or two yea infact beyond Noon that is on Christmas Day Where everyone is fond Of eating a roasted bird That wanted to live , but we Decided it was time to leave this mortal &hellip; 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