Bush angels were designed
\nCenturies ago
\nAnd the indigenous have respected them
\nAnd watched them as they grow
\nClearly a living model
\nA matrix in a way
\nDesigned to work the outback
\nAn exemplar so to say<\/p>\n
Their inventiveness is crucial
\nTheir freshness something new
\nThey will not be emulated
\nWhatever humans do
\nUnique in every detail
\nNocturnal thats their stance
\nA 300 degree vision
\nSo nothings left to chance<\/p>\n
Ears that swivel right around
\nSo as to source the actual sound
\nMoving objects they can see
\nBut struggle a bit with uncertainty
\nIf whatever they look at
\nJust sits still
\nThen they apparently
\nHaven’t the skill<\/p>\n
A tiny baby is called a pink
\nThe size of a peanut
\nSo do not blink
\nIt has to itself get inside the pouch
\nAnd no doubt its mothers first words
\nAre “ouch”<\/p>\n
Completely vegan thats their treat
\nThey regurgitate thats how they eat
\nMastication chew and chew
\nBut do not fart like moo cows do
\nThey hop at 15 miles per hour
\nBut if they are chased they can pull in power
\nTo 40 miles per hour, that fast
\nOn two strong legs its quite a blast<\/p>\n
Their toenails are like scimitars
\nRazor sharp you’d should see the scars
\nA lot of them are called a mob
\nAnd they swim well which is a good job
\nLive short lives on average 4
\nsometimes six but never more
\nThe Western Grey can generate
\nA frightful pong that leave a state
\nThey call them stinkers and rightly so
\nThey certainly know about B O.<\/p>\n
They are an iconic base design
\nAn integral part of the divine
\nMacrobiotic in every way
\nAnd dont wipe their arses so they say
\nAustralia should really try
\nTo protect them asking themselves why
\nThey allow the demons the licensed ones
\nTo act as if they were all our sons<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Bush angels were designed Centuries ago And the indigenous have respected them And watched them as they grow Clearly a living model A matrix in a way Designed to work the outback An exemplar so to say Their inventiveness is … Continue reading