{"id":34116,"date":"2017-10-01T15:14:32","date_gmt":"2017-10-01T15:14:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=34116"},"modified":"2017-10-01T17:03:03","modified_gmt":"2017-10-01T17:03:03","slug":"feral-rats-and-their-penchant-for-apples","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2017\/10\/feral-rats-and-their-penchant-for-apples\/","title":{"rendered":"Feral rats and their penchant for apples"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A bounty of verdure<br \/>\nFlushed with sweet Autumn<br \/>\nThese fastidious finicy<br \/>\nDiscerning souls<br \/>\nThey came with their family<br \/>\nTo raid the sweet apples<br \/>\nAnd here was a plethora<br \/>\nAnd a surfeit of roles<\/p>\n<p>Was had by the elders<br \/>\nTheir long tails a swishing<br \/>\nVocalizations bruxing they be<br \/>\nClearly bewildered<br \/>\nAt what we had done to them<br \/>\nFilled up our bags<br \/>\nWith all we  could see<\/p>\n<p>A pie of distinction<br \/>\nSo  full of abundance<br \/>\nSoftened by fire<br \/>\nIn a sustaining way<br \/>\nNutritious and wholesome<br \/>\nMoreish and delicious<br \/>\nLet us all drool together<br \/>\nAnd possibly pay<\/p>\n<p>Our respect to the goddess<br \/>\nFor providing the bounty<br \/>\nAnd our commiserations<br \/>\nTo the rats when they found<br \/>\nThey lost that collection<br \/>\nThey thought had been bestowed on them<br \/>\nTheir sampling prowess<br \/>\nSadly unsound<\/p>\n<p>We had got wind of their<br \/>\nStealth and their penchant<br \/>\nFor sweet Autumn apples<br \/>\nWih the  blush of Mabon<br \/>\nThe crispness that frost creates<br \/>\nAnd that true sweetness<br \/>\nThe unctuous intensity that goes on and on<\/p>\n<p>Do wild rats feel the same?<br \/>\nDo they taste as we do?<br \/>\nAre they touched by the lyrical impassioned view<br \/>\nThe way that they gnaw with exhuberant ease<br \/>\nHot headed and bubbly, really does it please<br \/>\nAnd if so imagine their grief and their pain<br \/>\nOf us getting there first and breaking that chain<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A bounty of verdure Flushed with sweet Autumn These fastidious finicy Discerning souls They came with their family To raid the sweet apples And here was a plethora And a surfeit of roles Was had by the elders Their long &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2017\/10\/feral-rats-and-their-penchant-for-apples\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[328],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34116","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rats-wild-and-fearless"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34116","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34116"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34116\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34118,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34116\/revisions\/34118"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}