Guormands a name applied to those
\nWith impure thoughts
\nWhose shameless nose
\nWhose grossness and salacious ways
\nOffer a bawdy unwholesome phase
\nCalled murder in the first degree
\nThe Ortolan Bunting a bird who be
\nMigrating to Africa every year
\nAnd is netted in Landes in France
\nI hear.<\/p>\n
The choralling sweetness so freely shared
\nIs violated and rarely spared
\nThough banned in 1999
\nLike fox hunting here
\nThe bastards dine
\nOn chaffinch and
\nBrambling and Goldfinch too
\nAnd the ortolan screams
\nIts lifetime through<\/p>\n
Such fear is caused to the victims who
\nHave their eyes put out for what they do
\nTo create eternal night so they
\nHave no thoughts to fly away
\nForce fed to increase their fat reserves
\nGavage a villianous play on nerves
\nDrowned in Armagnac marination
\nThe unrelenting constipation
\nReady to roast 8 minutes or more
\nOf gathering clouds and ensuing gore<\/p>\n
Half a million are caught and killed
\nChomped and chewed their blood is spilled
\nBy bitchy cussed viperous scruffs
\nScowling snarling barking buffs
\nUnable to see the beauty they
\nThe billing and cooing and loving way
\nThey share their songs on a cloudy morn
\nRepayed by a squalid net at dawn<\/p>\n
Such churlishness that they display
\nA napkin worn in such a way
\nTo prevent the juices evaporating
\nThese gluttons are just celebrating
\nTheir destruction of a soul
\nCreated to sing and to roundly tell
\nTheir story to the world at large
\nWith their fashionable camouflage<\/p>\n
The arrogance of these French men
\nSo much baggage really when
\nCharacterless such odious creeps
\nFrom their pores the evil seeps
\nThey demean themselves in the coarsest way
\nWith illegal dishes for which they pay
\nA ransom that discredits all
\nAnd take their own eyes off the ball<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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