{"id":33722,"date":"2017-08-04T09:15:06","date_gmt":"2017-08-04T09:15:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=33722"},"modified":"2017-08-04T17:54:34","modified_gmt":"2017-08-04T17:54:34","slug":"crocodile-remember-me-mr-palmer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2017\/08\/crocodile-remember-me-mr-palmer\/","title":{"rendered":"Crocodile  remember me MR Palmer?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They can live one hundred years<br \/>\nAnd not eat for one year<br \/>\nReally state of the art design<br \/>\nOnce seen most people fear<br \/>\nThis prehistoric monster<br \/>\nClad in armoured scales<br \/>\nWith teeth like sharpened daggers<br \/>\nAnd just as hard as nails.<\/p>\n<p>Not a lot of enemies<br \/>\nA muddy water soul<br \/>\nCan resemble a statue<br \/>\nWhilst in complete control<br \/>\nJOAB never had their patience<br \/>\nOf that I am really sure<br \/>\nSome swim in salt and fresh water<br \/>\nAnd live on blood and gore<\/p>\n<p>Their hearts are advanced organs<br \/>\nThey haven&#8217;t changed a bit<br \/>\nPerfect from day one it seems<br \/>\nand nobody to pit<br \/>\ntheir strength against<br \/>\nThey actually never age<br \/>\nIts habitat loss<br \/>\nThat kills most of the reptiles<br \/>\nThats if they cared a toss<\/p>\n<p>Jaguars and leopards<br \/>\nMight actually take one out<br \/>\nBut really they are fearless<br \/>\nAnd so put it about<br \/>\nThey sleep with one eye open<br \/>\nAll seeing as before<br \/>\nThey copulate and lay eggs<br \/>\nAnd most  are now in awe<\/p>\n<p>Except old Water Palmer<br \/>\nThe crossbow king of old<br \/>\nHe can shoot a collared Lion<br \/>\nIn fact on that he is sold<br \/>\nHe gets away with murder<br \/>\nAnd what I would like to see<br \/>\nIs him in charge  at Okavanga<br \/>\nOf the croc&#8217;s dentistry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They can live one hundred years And not eat for one year Really state of the art design Once seen most people fear This prehistoric monster Clad in armoured scales With teeth like sharpened daggers And just as hard as &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2017\/08\/crocodile-remember-me-mr-palmer\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[213],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33722","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crocodiles-and-serious-reptilia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33722","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33722"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33722\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33724,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33722\/revisions\/33724"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33722"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33722"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33722"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}