{"id":32874,"date":"2017-04-24T07:39:49","date_gmt":"2017-04-24T07:39:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=32874"},"modified":"2017-04-24T09:20:40","modified_gmt":"2017-04-24T09:20:40","slug":"snakes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2017\/04\/snakes\/","title":{"rendered":"Snakes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bats and rats and wolves and mice<br \/>\nAnd SNAKES all get bad press<br \/>\nMOsquito&#8217;s Fleas and wasps<br \/>\nAnd crocodiles they need redress<br \/>\nNegative connotations<br \/>\nLevelled at people, hurt<br \/>\nAnd similarly for animals<br \/>\nThat crawl down in the dirt<br \/>\nLegless lidless lateral thinkers<br \/>\nSnaking through the grass<br \/>\nMeandering and undulating<br \/>\nQuietly as we  pass<\/p>\n<p>Unknowingly they quietly go<br \/>\nGently on their way<br \/>\nOr are holed up in their burrows<br \/>\nWhere they pass their nights away<br \/>\nThey really live a secret life<br \/>\nIn the winter months they hide<br \/>\nIn a burrow underground<br \/>\nAnd when the sun comes up<br \/>\nThey slide<\/p>\n<p>Quietly through the litter<br \/>\nAnd watch the Spring flowers bloom<br \/>\nObserving the colourful butterflies<br \/>\nAbsorbing the perfume<br \/>\nSubtle but its clearly there<br \/>\nTo open the psychic soul<br \/>\nAnd engage their wings<br \/>\nTo greater things<br \/>\nTo take on their given role<\/p>\n<p>Behold the grass snake slithers<br \/>\nWith yellow markings on its hea<br \/>\ninto mass mating orgies<br \/>\nThats what I&#8217;ve been led<br \/>\nTo believe and after that embrace<br \/>\nIs A solitary soul<br \/>\nNo venom just a gentle writhe<br \/>\nAnd back down in its hole<\/p>\n<p>Remember snakes have lidless eyes<br \/>\nThey never  ever blink<br \/>\nTheir darting tongue<br \/>\nIs not aggression<br \/>\nWhich some people think<br \/>\nIts a way to smell their victims<br \/>\nIts a way to smell the air<br \/>\nIts an ignorance on our part<br \/>\nAnd proves we do not care<\/p>\n<p>Grass snakes take a dip<br \/>\nAnd can smell underwater<br \/>\nFrogs and toads are fair game<br \/>\nAnd Snakes will not give  them a quarter<br \/>\nThey are very very practical<br \/>\nAnd their silence is their strength<br \/>\nTheir skin is perfect camouflage<br \/>\nRight throughout its length<\/p>\n<p>In the water snakes must take care<br \/>\nFor otters are about<br \/>\nApart from fish and crabs  and mussels<br \/>\nThe snake must have no doubt<br \/>\nThe otter isn&#8217;t timid<br \/>\nAnd snakes have no defence<br \/>\nApart from being careful<br \/>\nOr they will become past tense<\/p>\n<p>Grass snakes lay eggs 40 or 50<br \/>\nIn rotting vegetation<br \/>\nThey use composted heat<br \/>\nTo guarantee creation<br \/>\nThe eggs are soft with indentations<br \/>\nOn them and we see<br \/>\nThem broken from the inside<br \/>\nThe new born escapee<\/p>\n<p>The Aesculapian isnt venenomous<br \/>\nBut its  history is long<br \/>\nThe Greeks and the Romans<br \/>\nMythology was always rather strong<br \/>\nOn this bronzy dark metallic flush<br \/>\nLong and slender soul<br \/>\nBirds and birds eggs<br \/>\nDomestic rats Are their favourite<br \/>\n goal<\/p>\n<p>They do not like wet or watery<br \/>\nThey like a rocky place<br \/>\nTrees they climb up<br \/>\nWhich is clever<br \/>\nThe  goldfinch and her brace<br \/>\nMight find them torn a&#8217;sunder<br \/>\nAt any given time<br \/>\nEven domesticated<br \/>\nSo worthy of a rhyme<\/p>\n<p>The adder or the viper<br \/>\nWill climb and tend to be<br \/>\nEven in the mountains<br \/>\nYou can see the vertical V<br \/>\nWith a wavy ribbon of darkness<br \/>\nOn the back  of their head<br \/>\nThey mate in May<br \/>\nAnd dance some say<br \/>\nAnd love mice in their bed<\/p>\n<p>hedgehogs present a challenge<br \/>\nThe venom on its spines<br \/>\nWill make not a shade of difference<br \/>\nNo matter how many times<br \/>\nThe snake strikes out<br \/>\nAnd what will happen<br \/>\nThe snake does gets<br \/>\n grief<br \/>\nIts absolutely a waste of time<br \/>\nAnd does beggar belief<\/p>\n<p>The females are brown to copper<br \/>\nThe males are rather grey<br \/>\nSometimes vipers can be black<br \/>\nIt happens so they  say<br \/>\nSome genetic imbalance<br \/>\nLike albino similarly<br \/>\nAnd it isn&#8217;t more aggressive<br \/>\nThats a travesty<\/p>\n<p>Smooth snakes have round eyes<br \/>\nAnd they hunt lizards when they can<br \/>\nThey are like a mini python<br \/>\nThe big squeeze that is their plan<\/p>\n<p>The Dice snake another harmless soul<br \/>\nTo humans<br \/>\nIn its defense it secretes a rotten smell<br \/>\nFrom Out of its cloaka<br \/>\nYou would  have to be a joker<br \/>\nIt also plays dead<br \/>\nLike a bat from hell<\/p>\n<p>It swims and likes to be<br \/>\nUnder the water<br \/>\nWalking on the bottom<br \/>\nAnd it dives<br \/>\nUnconstructed banks<br \/>\nAnd flowing water<br \/>\nClean and pristine<br \/>\nIs where it survives<\/p>\n<p>It has a powerful grip<br \/>\nAnd swallows fishes whole<br \/>\nFlexible jaws unlock<br \/>\nAnd re adjust<br \/>\nIn 2009 was endangered reptile of the year<br \/>\nPollution is fhat factor that does bust<\/p>\n<p>25 eggs again laid in a veggie heap<br \/>\nTakes about ten weeks<br \/>\nAnd then we see<br \/>\nA tangle of baby dice snakes<br \/>\nWriggling everywhere<br \/>\nAnd that will be near water<br \/>\nActually<br \/>\nWhere there will be a host of<br \/>\nTiny tadpoles and snakes all have<br \/>\nAn insatiable appetite<br \/>\nAnd with  all the good nutrition<br \/>\nOf the tadpole<br \/>\nWill eat and eat<br \/>\nEnjoying every bite<\/p>\n<p>Digestion though it takes quite a bit longer<br \/>\nThey like to rest up and warm up a while<br \/>\nThere is predation around<br \/>\nSo they must be careful<br \/>\nThe praying mantis it will just astound<br \/>\nAnd overwhelm young snakes<br \/>\nWith Smash and grab raids<br \/>\nHeld and eaten alive to the last scale<br \/>\nSnakes have lots of enemies<br \/>\nTo think about<br \/>\nAnd need their wits about them<br \/>\nOr they will fail<\/p>\n<p>Snakes have milky eyes<br \/>\nAnd shed their skin a lot<br \/>\nThats how they grow<br \/>\nImagine as we get bigger<br \/>\nWe have to shed skin tHen we&#8217;d know<br \/>\nWhat its like to be a snake<br \/>\nTheres a lot to think about<br \/>\nAnd people get scared and thrown into a panic<br \/>\nBut I have my doubt<\/p>\n<p>If it is  really true<br \/>\nFor some will buy<br \/>\nA snakes skin bag<br \/>\nThat cost the earth<br \/>\nAnd a life too<br \/>\nSuch a fag!<\/p>\n<p>It always makes me shudder<br \/>\nWhen I see these women wear<br \/>\nAnimal skins whilst moaning<br \/>\nThat snakes are here and scare<br \/>\nThe life out of some people<br \/>\nWho will avidly wear their skin<br \/>\nAnd tell themselves its &#8220;designer&#8221;<br \/>\nSorry the excuse wears thin<\/p>\n<p>To me they are hags of the brain dead<br \/>\nNo respect for life<br \/>\nThe skins and furs they wear<br \/>\nAnd the unbelievable strife<br \/>\nWe put them through to remove their skins<br \/>\nThe agony and pain<br \/>\nSo we can say how beautiful<br \/>\nOur bag looks in the rain<\/p>\n<p>And pay the  corporations<br \/>\nThousands of pounds whilst we<br \/>\nKnow people who caught the snakes somewhere<br \/>\nGet a pittance actually<br \/>\nEncouraging anybody to hunt<br \/>\nDown snakes so you<br \/>\nCan profit from their agony<br \/>\nLet karmic debt ensue<\/p>\n<p>But can you see the conflation<br \/>\nOf wearing the skins of those<br \/>\nYou only ever thought badly of<br \/>\nTo me it really shows<br \/>\nTheir total evil arrogance<br \/>\nAnd their ignorance should be<br \/>\nRewarded witH a life of hell<br \/>\nAnd adversity.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bats and rats and wolves and mice And SNAKES all get bad press MOsquito&#8217;s Fleas and wasps And crocodiles they need redress Negative 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