A-plan they are in Hemel
\nHave a variety of blokes
\nSame haircut all in grey suits<\/p>\n
And a lady, and she’s no hoax
\nShe is into cheeses
\nAnd knows more types than most
\nAnd she told me how the flavour
\nIs enhanced with sough dough toast<\/p>\n
Looking down on water from a bridge
\nIs going to do it
\nSome crusty bread some butter
\nAnd cheese and when you chew it
\nYou look into my eyes she said
\nAnd then the water down below
\nThe taste will be forthcoming
\nAnd slowly You will know<\/p>\n
Know I said quite innocently
\nThe taste my son, the taste
\nYou look down at the water
\nAnd then my eyes
\nAnd Then in haste
\nyou chew the crusty bread
\nThe butter and the cheese
\nAnd what you get
\nIs subliminal a kind of cacoethes<\/p>\n
To ask me what my name is
\nSo what is it i said
\nBreeje she said
\nHalf bridge half brie
\nSo i said you have led
\nMe up the garden path to this
\nTo Oxford’s bridge of sighs
\nSo i could look down at the water
\nAnd then into your eyes<\/p>\n
BRIEJE I never ever
\ncould forget your lovely name
\nI mean to say its so meaningful
\nAnd will be your claim to fame<\/p>\n
Those blokes in your office
\nSame haircut and grey suits
\nAnd you a blooming genius
\nCheese board and winter boots<\/p>\n
Every file up on the wall
\nYou of course know by heart
\nWho needs computers
\nwhen you are around
\nI mean where do we start<\/p>\n
With BRIEJE who really spins a line
\nOn insurances for she
\nKnows all the pitfalls Likely
\nAnd simply loves ber brie
\nHer cheddar and her cheshire
\nAnd Her Unpasteurized camembert
\nAs long as when she is on the bridge
\nShe makes sure I am there<\/p>\n
Sent to A- plan insurance hemel hempstead
\n2 years no claims bonus and all that<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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