{"id":31450,"date":"2017-01-01T02:44:45","date_gmt":"2017-01-01T02:44:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=31450"},"modified":"2017-01-01T03:07:11","modified_gmt":"2017-01-01T03:07:11","slug":"the-samaritan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2017\/01\/the-samaritan\/","title":{"rendered":"The Samaritan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just swept the porch and it was then<br \/>\nThat I found<br \/>\nA little ant had almost drowned<br \/>\nStruggling in a broken glass<br \/>\nLeft on my wall by some silly Arse<br \/>\nWho really didnt realise<br \/>\nThat a wayward ant got a surprise<br \/>\nAnd probably became inebriated<br \/>\nThat is what I think<br \/>\nI picked him up and dried him off<br \/>\nHe looked up at me and I heard him cough<br \/>\nAnd splutter as he crawled away<br \/>\nThankful i swept my porch today<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just swept the porch and it was then That I found A little ant had almost drowned Struggling in a broken glass Left on my wall by some silly Arse Who really didnt realise That a wayward ant got &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2017\/01\/the-samaritan\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31450","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-insect-humour"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31450","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31450"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31450\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31452,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31450\/revisions\/31452"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31450"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31450"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31450"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}