Tom had managed to get away
\n3 days ago which did put pay
\nTo his ideas really that his lady friend
\nAnd him were going to try and spend
\nA week or so of freedom together
\nFrom the farmyard lockup
\nOut in the weather
\nIn the woods up yonder
\nAway from it all
\nThe unlocked gate and the little wall<\/p>\n
He was over that in a Blooming trice
\nA hasty retreat with death did dice
\nWith christmas coming turkeys know
\nIf they are gonna escape then they have to go
\nThe woods up yonder are good and dark
\nShadows everywhere leave their mark
\nIts real rain sodden everywhere
\nBut at least it feels good to be in there<\/p>\n
There was plenty of seeds around to scoff
\nAnd tom felt good that he had run off
\nHe missed his Tina his feathered beau
\nShe’d still be on fhe treadmill
\nWorrying so<\/p>\n
Of course it was awkward
\nBeing outside
\nIn the wind and the rain with
\nNo where to hide
\nBut despite all that it was worth it that he
\nHad slipped the latch and was running free<\/p>\n
There were fungi and seeds and berries too
\nCrab apples a bit on the bitter side who
\nHad told him the wild foods were not up to scratch
\nHe was getting on well in his brand new patch<\/p>\n
Lots of fresh water and berries divine
\nVery dark but the moon did shine
\nAnd he felt better out in it all
\nLiberated and able to call<\/p>\n
His feathers felt good in the wind and rain
\nThe bugs sod off whats there to gain
\nResident on us when we are out
\nIn the cold and rain whats that about?<\/p>\n
In the barn ofcourse its Stuffy there
\nDirty straw bugs everywhere
\nBut here in the woods even bugs prefer
\nTo be inside and so occur<\/p>\n
I found some bracket fungus today
\nAnd ate it all it was okay
\nMade me lively i have to say
\nI ate a lot in fact today<\/p>\n
How many days I had been away
\nI just lost count
\nAnyway I say
\nI best go see if I can find
\nTIna that gal I left behind<\/p>\n
And so i walked on back to see
\nThe moon was up and light it be
\nThe turkey shed was very quiet
\nNot one turkey now in sight<\/p>\n
I walked across to the other place
\nAnd hanging on hooks all my friends
\nDisgrace
\nAbove disgraces whats to say
\nHanging there they had passed away<\/p>\n
Their necks were cut where was Tina?
\nI asked around but no one had seen her
\nMy darling friend where could she be
\nIn their parlour perhaps
\nI’d see<\/p>\n
So through the window and up the hall
\nOn a table against the wall
\nThere was Tina and she was gone
\nAll her feathers now not upon
\nHer beautiful body her gorgeous frame
\nShe was naked there and I’d have no claim<\/p>\n
On my lovely friend she was ready to be
\nRoasted oh God if she had come with me
\nWe could be lovers in the wood
\nNow ofcourse we never could<\/p>\n
Vegans are our friends and we say
\nWhy cant more of you try from today
\nTo stop eating us we LOVE life so much
\nWhy are you humans so far out of touch<\/p>\n
Me and her loved to walk out and be
\nReally in love when others did see
\nUs two together they were jealous as hell
\nAnd now she is dead and will soon be in hell<\/p>\n
In that great oven to scorch her to death
\nStuff her with pig meat deny her breath
\nDrain her of blood and chew on her breast
\nShe is not a year old yet yea and the rest<\/p>\n
And she will be inside your intestines fast
\nAnd out into hell ejected and cast
\nAll of her juices you bastards will suck
\nMY TINA My glorious TINA such luck!<\/p>\n
Gone in a thrice on your great Christmas day
\nWith herbs up her jacksy
\nWhy had she to pay
\nShe was an angel in every way<\/p>\n
And now she is gone
\nI have nothing to say<\/p>\n
I am hoping that karma will get you and soon
\nHopefully some of you before next june
\nShe was an angel in every way
\nAnd you lot are at fault for making her pay<\/p>\n
Consigned to some sandwich The gal of my dreams
\nAnd thanks to you lot took apart at the seams
\nSo I am off to the woods to wander alone
\nForever and ever yea all on my own<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Tom had managed to get away 3 days ago which did put pay To his ideas really that his lady friend And him were going to try and spend A week or so of freedom together From the farmyard lockup … Continue reading