{"id":30550,"date":"2016-11-30T09:38:29","date_gmt":"2016-11-30T09:38:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=30550"},"modified":"2016-11-30T10:01:12","modified_gmt":"2016-11-30T10:01:12","slug":"the-hunter-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2016\/11\/the-hunter-man\/","title":{"rendered":"The hunter man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Outdoorsmanship and hunters<br \/>\nSuch terminology<br \/>\nFor the great class of frustrated men<br \/>\nWho kill for fun and be<br \/>\nEntering the shared world<br \/>\nOf the countryside for all<br \/>\nTo walk our dogs to jog to play<br \/>\nAnd to really call<br \/>\nOn Nature our great mother<br \/>\nWho provides her expertise<br \/>\nPredators and prey animals<br \/>\nAll there among the trees<br \/>\nExisting in a paradigm<br \/>\nThe outdoor warrior he<br \/>\nAll decked out in camouflage<br \/>\nFor everyone to see<\/p>\n<p>He is making a statement<br \/>\nHe is the forest where<br \/>\nHe stalks and traps the innocent<br \/>\nWho happen to be there<br \/>\nCreated for his enjoyment<br \/>\nEach miracle of life<br \/>\nIts so these men of arrogance<br \/>\nCan use their guns and knife<br \/>\nAnd bows to slaughter animals<br \/>\nWild animals who share<br \/>\nThe forest with insanity<br \/>\nAnd there is lots to spare<\/p>\n<p>So he shoots 2 dogs out walking<br \/>\nAn accomplishment he feels<br \/>\nSomeone else is walking them<br \/>\nThis thought though he conceals<br \/>\nStupid dogs not on the leash<br \/>\nThey are now fair game<br \/>\nAnd so he shoots their lights out<br \/>\nThats their claim to fame<\/p>\n<p>Hides their dying bodies<br \/>\nAnd doesnt even feel<br \/>\nAnything emotional<br \/>\nFor he is MR REAL<br \/>\nThe outdoor man the warrior<br \/>\nThe peoples  chosen king<br \/>\nWhat he does is what he does<br \/>\nHis chaos is his thing<\/p>\n<p>He is in a dissarray<br \/>\nSeething in his soul<br \/>\nAnd violence is the springboard<br \/>\nA whirlwind of a role<br \/>\nHe is all dressed<br \/>\nUp and ready<br \/>\nDislocated from the rest<br \/>\nIrregular and random<br \/>\nAnomalous at best<\/p>\n<p>Confused and entangled<br \/>\nIn the business of his day<br \/>\nHe is the great pathfinder<br \/>\nThe pioneer at play<br \/>\nThe deers are there as targets<br \/>\nHis arrogance would tell<br \/>\nThey become his focus<br \/>\nFor them their living hell<\/p>\n<p>He is a non conformist<br \/>\nA dissenter in a way<br \/>\nWho sees himself as the rebel<br \/>\nAnd for that we all can pay<br \/>\nLip service to these bands of boys<br \/>\nMasochists at heart<br \/>\nMisfits in so many ways<br \/>\nThe old brand of upstart<\/p>\n<p>Outlandish in their thinking<br \/>\nI mean to say this guy<br \/>\nShot two dogs he just shot them<br \/>\nIn the twinkling of his eye<br \/>\nAnd he himself has two dogs<br \/>\nHis own dogs but he snapped<br \/>\nProbably frightened his target<br \/>\nAnd in his pants he crapped<\/p>\n<p>He calls himself a public figure<br \/>\nThere you go again<br \/>\nSo he is somebody on facebook<br \/>\nYea he is insane<br \/>\nThe Goddard Law is after him<br \/>\nOHIO and the rest<br \/>\nPoor Emmy and poor Bella<br \/>\nWith their spirits they did invest<\/p>\n<p>In a state of unconsciousness<br \/>\nInsentient he be<br \/>\nPunch drunk from the forest air<br \/>\nHypnotized for free<br \/>\nIt was gratifying to see the<br \/>\nGentle deer<br \/>\nGetting a lot closer<br \/>\nWithout a jot of fear<\/p>\n<p>And then the dogs came running<br \/>\nAnd away the deer did go<br \/>\nHis ego took a massive knock<br \/>\nAs most of us now know<br \/>\nThe furnace in his little brain<br \/>\nGot hot snd burned a bit<br \/>\nAnd so he pulled the trigger<br \/>\nAnd killed each little shit<\/p>\n<p>He heard their ululation<br \/>\nAnd buried them away<br \/>\nUnderneath some bracken and dried brush<br \/>\nHoping to stay<br \/>\nFree of any problem<br \/>\nBut the dog owner was there<br \/>\nScreaming at him telling him<br \/>\nHe caused so much despair<\/p>\n<p>His inconsideration<br \/>\nHis thoughtlessness abroad<br \/>\nHis so called new elation<br \/>\nWould not be a reward<br \/>\nClearly it was rashness<br \/>\nA preoccupation where<br \/>\nHe didnt stop to think<br \/>\nJust fired because the dogs were there<\/p>\n<p>He didnt show due diligence<br \/>\nAs the evidence does show<br \/>\nAnd he took their personal collars<br \/>\nAs trophies so to show<br \/>\nWhat he had done you have to say<br \/>\nThats a mean old thing<br \/>\nReally unimaginative<br \/>\nFor surely that does bring<\/p>\n<p>His madness into the wide world<br \/>\nThere is a darkness there<br \/>\nClearly he is a philistine<br \/>\nSo very  unaware<br \/>\nThat really was a howler<br \/>\nThe silly symphony<br \/>\nProbing his ineptitude<br \/>\nAnd asininity<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Outdoorsmanship and hunters Such terminology For the great 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