{"id":28411,"date":"2016-06-28T22:18:39","date_gmt":"2016-06-28T22:18:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=28411"},"modified":"2016-06-29T19:10:38","modified_gmt":"2016-06-29T19:10:38","slug":"i-pad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2016\/06\/i-pad\/","title":{"rendered":"I pad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>16 months I have had my Apple I pad<br \/>\ni use it every day to write my blog<br \/>\nsuddenly the other day it died on me<br \/>\nit didn&#8217;t want to work I make it slog<br \/>\nof course I do, I write a lot of poetry<br \/>\nbut sixteen months is nothing really it<br \/>\nshould have worked much harder and much longer<br \/>\ninstead it broke down and so where I sit<\/p>\n<p>loads of poems fester in my brain box<br \/>\nbut APPLE say theres not much we can do<br \/>\nYES we make the finest I pads anywhere<br \/>\nbut NO they breakdown yes it happens too<br \/>\nwe guarantee them for one year of working<br \/>\nafter that mate you can fit the bill<br \/>\nso that is how I end up borrowing someone else<br \/>\nMac Book<br \/>\nmy blog you see I have so much to fill<\/p>\n<p>I am in the winter of my only life<br \/>\nPoetry is really what I do<br \/>\nappealing to the people and the animals<br \/>\nhow long have I got I am old not new<br \/>\nthe I pad was a tiny little baby<br \/>\nits lifetime drenched in failure from the<br \/>\nstart<br \/>\nif this is what we expect from good old APPLE<br \/>\nits no wonder poets die from a broken heart<\/p>\n<p>www.cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog check it out<br \/>\nleave comment it helps me continue<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>16 months I have had my Apple I pad i use it every day to write my blog suddenly the other day it died on me it didn&#8217;t want to work I make it slog of course I do, I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2016\/06\/i-pad\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28411","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28411","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28411"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28411\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28424,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28411\/revisions\/28424"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28411"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28411"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28411"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}