{"id":28350,"date":"2016-06-20T11:30:33","date_gmt":"2016-06-20T11:30:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=28350"},"modified":"2016-06-20T11:30:54","modified_gmt":"2016-06-20T11:30:54","slug":"sperm-and-monks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2016\/06\/sperm-and-monks\/","title":{"rendered":"Sperm and monks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Hellenic trench<br \/>\n5000 metres<br \/>\nIt sinks to such depths<br \/>\nThe Meditteranean sea<br \/>\nAnd there where the steep slopes<br \/>\nJust fall away<br \/>\nThats where you might just find me<br \/>\nI am so heavy a mild sort of grey<br \/>\nI tend to whistle and click<br \/>\nEvery day<br \/>\nI love giant squid<br \/>\nThey are a favourite of mine<br \/>\nAbout 1000 kilos a day<br \/>\nFeels divine<\/p>\n<p>I am pretty big<br \/>\nScary some say<br \/>\nAnd where some have baleen<br \/>\nI have teeth<br \/>\nSo away you go<br \/>\nMr Diver<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t fuck with me<br \/>\nBecause if I have my young ones<br \/>\nWith me in the sea<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t want<br \/>\nYour camera<br \/>\nStuck in her face<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t want our pictures<br \/>\nAll over the place<br \/>\nWe are quite secretive<br \/>\nAbout what we do<br \/>\nAnd would prefer our company<br \/>\nNever you<\/p>\n<p>We do get caught up<br \/>\nIn drift nets sometimes<br \/>\nI think you catch swordfish<br \/>\nMore of your crimes<br \/>\nYes, we are gigantic<br \/>\nHumbling souls<br \/>\nAnd we like a conflab<br \/>\nDeciding our roles<\/p>\n<p>As to the Monks<br \/>\nThe rarest of seals<br \/>\nWe click a bit<br \/>\nBut what that reveals<br \/>\nIs were are the phantoms<br \/>\nWe are now rare<\/p>\n<p>Living in caves<br \/>\nWhich sometimes we share<br \/>\nWe are pretty shy<br \/>\nOur last refuge is where<br \/>\nThe wind likes to blow hard<br \/>\nAlmost everywhere<br \/>\nThat is in Greece<br \/>\nWhere the octopus ply<br \/>\nWe do like those tentacles<br \/>\nIf they roll by<\/p>\n<p>These days all our fish<br \/>\nHave been stolen by you<br \/>\nThe national of Europe<br \/>\nThey see now to do<br \/>\nHorrors eat most of our<br \/>\nFresher of fair<br \/>\nWhat was once so idyllic<br \/>\nCould now be anywhere<\/p>\n<p>But not here in Greece<br \/>\nOn the great craggy coast<br \/>\nHumans have stolen<br \/>\nThe fish we love most<br \/>\nWe really are suffering<br \/>\nSome more years like this<br \/>\nAnd Monk Seals will have had it<br \/>\nExtinct now one feels<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Hellenic trench 5000 metres It sinks to such depths The Meditteranean sea And there where the steep slopes Just fall away Thats where you might just find me I am so heavy a mild sort of grey I tend &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2016\/06\/sperm-and-monks\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[111,115],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28350","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-seals","category-whales-and-sea-shepherd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28350","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28350"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28350\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28352,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28350\/revisions\/28352"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28350"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28350"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28350"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}