{"id":28068,"date":"2016-05-28T12:02:01","date_gmt":"2016-05-28T12:02:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=28068"},"modified":"2016-05-28T12:12:49","modified_gmt":"2016-05-28T12:12:49","slug":"elephant-slave-in-the-timber-moving-business","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2016\/05\/elephant-slave-in-the-timber-moving-business\/","title":{"rendered":"Elephant slave in the timber moving business"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The absurdity of expecting an Elephant<br \/>\nTo drag<br \/>\nTimber tree trunks up a steep incline<br \/>\nI watch them flag<br \/>\nDrawing in deep draughts of air<br \/>\nAnd pulling for all they are worth<br \/>\nSliding on the muddy bank backwards<br \/>\nThrough the earth<\/p>\n<p>Clearly this enormous effort<br \/>\nIts front legs turned in to<br \/>\nPrevent it sliding backwards<br \/>\nAs gravity wants it to<br \/>\nReaching to the very top<br \/>\nIt lets out a tremendous sigh<br \/>\nThen has to drag them down the road<br \/>\nIts enough to make you cry<br \/>\nThis is just slave labour<br \/>\nWith such a heavy load<\/p>\n<p>Its muscles clearly seizing up<br \/>\nLactic acid pain<br \/>\nThe weight of two long timbers<br \/>\nThat he has to drag again<br \/>\nThis time down the winding road<br \/>\nProbably to town<br \/>\nSlowly and laboriously<br \/>\nIts really getting him down<\/p>\n<p>The traffic doesn&#8217;t help him<br \/>\nAnd the sun is bursting through<br \/>\nAnd nobody gives him water<br \/>\nThey just expect him too<br \/>\nPull his blooming guts out<br \/>\nSo the man can make some cash<br \/>\nAnd forget of course to feed him<br \/>\nExcept perhaps for trash<\/p>\n<p>Its heart breaking to watch him<br \/>\nThe exertion its too much<br \/>\nBeing fair is one thing<br \/>\nBut this guy is out of touch<br \/>\nWith reality as most blokes are<br \/>\nWhen giving work to do<br \/>\nAnd this elephant is not a lazy soul<br \/>\nI promise you<\/p>\n<p>Elephants they suffer so<br \/>\nAt the hands of man<br \/>\nThey could crush him with one run<br \/>\nAnd life would go down the pan<br \/>\nBut they remain quite stalwart and impatient<br \/>\nWith their lot<br \/>\nSo what we do is take advantage<br \/>\nIll treat them and expect<br \/>\nThem to go on forever<br \/>\nUnfed and unchecked<\/p>\n<p>It knocks years off of them sadly<br \/>\nWe are a rotten lot<br \/>\nWe need to learn to just be fair<br \/>\nWatching them go to pot<br \/>\nFeeling for them and caring<br \/>\nWould be a good idea<br \/>\nLetting them rest between stints<br \/>\nBut nobody will hear<\/p>\n<p>Poor elephants<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The absurdity of expecting an Elephant To drag Timber tree trunks up a steep incline I watch them flag Drawing in deep draughts of air And pulling for all they are worth Sliding on the muddy bank backwards Through the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2016\/05\/elephant-slave-in-the-timber-moving-business\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[97],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28068","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-elephants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28068","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28068"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28068\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28070,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28068\/revisions\/28070"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28068"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28068"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28068"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}