{"id":2659,"date":"2012-08-13T18:03:09","date_gmt":"2012-08-13T18:03:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=2659"},"modified":"2013-03-22T16:47:50","modified_gmt":"2013-03-22T16:47:50","slug":"seals-go-through-torture-for-that-coat-of-yours","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2012\/08\/seals-go-through-torture-for-that-coat-of-yours\/","title":{"rendered":"Seals go through torture for that coat of yours!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>a seal can cry<br \/>\na seal can be<br \/>\na seal<br \/>\ncan go swim<br \/>\nin the sea<br \/>\na seal can love<br \/>\na seal can care<br \/>\na seal can sleep<br \/>\na seal can share<br \/>\na seal can die<br \/>\na seal can be<br \/>\nclubbed to death<br \/>\nby men who see<br \/>\nemployed to carry<br \/>\nout the task<br \/>\nto kill because<br \/>\nsome hag did ask<br \/>\nfor a full length coat<br \/>\nfor a pair of shoes<br \/>\nfor a  handbag<br \/>\ndid she have to choose<br \/>\none made from seal<br \/>\nif she did then she<br \/>\nis as guilty<br \/>\nas she can ever be<br \/>\nshe signed a warrant<br \/>\nfor the death<br \/>\na loving seal<br \/>\nfighting for breath<br \/>\nas the clumsy yob<br \/>\nrains down his club<br \/>\nand a tiny baby<br \/>\nstarts to blub<br \/>\ncough up the milk<br \/>\nthat its mother gave<br \/>\ncough up its blood<br \/>\nno one to save<br \/>\nthe seal now cries<br \/>\nthe seal now dies<br \/>\nso realize<br \/>\nits grave<br \/>\nis on the skeleton<br \/>\ncoast somewhere<br \/>\nwithin sight of its mum<br \/>\ndespair<br \/>\nand all because<br \/>\nsome frantic hag<br \/>\nwanted a new coat<br \/>\nor a bag<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seals poor things what was God doing creating them as he did <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2012\/08\/seals-go-through-torture-for-that-coat-of-yours\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[111],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2659","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-seals"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2659","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2659"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2659\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6894,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2659\/revisions\/6894"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2659"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2659"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2659"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}