So lets have a bloody good go
\nAt the crazies
\nThe animal terrorist mob
\nAlong with the lazies
\nWho sits on their arses
\nUpon their PC’s
\nPontificating
\nAnd trying to seize<\/p>\n
The moment when Cecil
\nAnd the Dentist took flight
\nShot down the Lion
\nAnd scarpered al’right
\nOut of Zimbabwe like a dose of salts
\nBlack mane and GPS collar
\nAnd warts<\/p>\n
All this canned hunting palaver
\nIt blew
\nThe world and his brother
\nKnew what to do
\nGet hold of that Dentist
\nAnd give him a kick
\nAlong with the hunters
\nWho make us all sick<\/p>\n
Now 200 Lions are going to die
\nShot by the canned hunting farm
\nAnd I sigh
\nThat anyone thought its because
\nR Gervais
\nWho got Behind all of this
\nWhen he did say<\/p>\n
The contracts in China
\nFor Lion bones clearly
\nAre a lucrative business
\nThats if you ask me
\nWith everyone knowing canned hunting
\nIs sick
\nThe brave ones are shaking in their boots
\nWhat dick
\nWants to go through what Palmer went through
\nSo with the cancelled bookings
\nIts seems others too<\/p>\n
The harvests as they call them
\nYes I hear groans
\nCHINESE Traditional Medicine bones
\nThe Lion and the Tiger
\nHave remedial power
\nMost efficacious more so
\nEvery hour<\/p>\n
So lets turn it round
\nGet each animal saint
\nOut on the carpet
\nLets try and paint
\nSome darkness and shading around them
\nSo we
\nCan and get canned and our hunting will remain free
\nFrom all these weird wonders
\nThe face book brigade
\nThe tweeters the starlets
\nThe whole shabby parade<\/p>\n
He blames us all for
\nWhats happening there
\nIn Zimbabwe the elephants
\nAll in despair
\nThere are too many
\nBlood needs to be spilled
\nAnd canned hunting farms
\nSupply Lions to be killed<\/p>\n
The importance of commerce
\nFor the locals who say
\nThey need this wild meat
\nIt pulls strings a way
\nMore strings than we think
\nUs on our PC’s
\nLiking the claptrap
\nBut it does displease<\/p>\n
The conservationist hunters
\nWho know
\nKill the animals more and more
\nThen numbers grow
\nBut these arn’t commodities
\nthey are created life
\nEach one a miracle
\nAnd appointed strife<\/p>\n
Is totally the wrong way
\nTo look at a beast
\nA blast from the past
\nBig game hunters
\nFeast
\nOn the spoils
\nEgo hunting
\nTesticular freaks
\nThe engine is full
\nBut the bloody tank leaks<\/p>\n
Leave Ricky Gervais alone
\nIt will not do
\nFiring off salvo’s
\nOf arse swiping glue
\nIt will not stick
\nFor it isn’t true
\nWe know its just bias
\nAnd We do what we do<\/p>\n
Canned hunting stinks
\nIts a cruel nasty game
\nEnclosing the earthlings
\nThey are bloody near tame
\nDrugged up to the eyeballs
\nAnd petted away
\nAnd then in a cage
\nTill someone does pay<\/p>\n
Then its get out the guns boys
\nOur guarantee
\nWhatever you pay for
\nOf course you will see
\nThe target is out there
\nThe forms are all filled
\nTake aim Mr Hunter
\nblood needs to be spilled<\/p>\n
My answer to JAMES DELINGPOLE’s article<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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