My name Was Eustace Ear wig
\nNo I have no ears
\nI have never found them
\nSo cant hear a lot my dears
\ni wiggle quite a bit I know
\nThats why they call me wig
\nIts not because I have no hair
\nIts because I like to jig
\nOr dance about the dahlias
\nThey are my favourite flower
\nEspecially the little seedlings
\nConsumption gives me power<\/p>\n
I was, out in a garden
\nOf one human Deana Toon
\nShe is a lovely creature
\nListening to her croon
\nI think she was part humming
\nBut anyway for me
\nI was full of butterflies
\nClose to her,actually<\/p>\n
She had the sweetest perfume on
\nThe scent of many flowers
\ni felt I wanted to just edge closer
\nAnd stay around for hours
\nJust as I crawled up closer
\nI think she noticed me
\nCould it have been my wiggle
\nBut she brushed me off you see<\/p>\n
I clutched, at her leg I did
\nTo stop me falling down
\nOn that frosty ground today
\nAnd then she went to town
\nShouted she had been bitten
\nBut Teeth are not my style
\nI don’t have any venom
\nBut she does light my pile<\/p>\n
Her hands are very delicate
\nShe dead heads very well
\nI am very very sorry
\nOur encounter gave her hell
\ni really wanted to say to her
\nIn my charming insect way
\nThat she was very attractive
\nAnd instead I spoiled her day<\/p>\n
Sorry<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
My name Was Eustace Ear wig No I have no ears I have never found them So cant hear a lot my dears i wiggle quite a bit I know Thats why they call me wig Its not because I … Continue reading