{"id":2539,"date":"2012-07-30T22:42:02","date_gmt":"2012-07-30T22:42:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=2539"},"modified":"2012-07-30T23:28:45","modified_gmt":"2012-07-30T23:28:45","slug":"a-bit-about-foods-written-for-the-vegan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2012\/07\/a-bit-about-foods-written-for-the-vegan\/","title":{"rendered":"a bit about foods written for the vegan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Flour can dam the rivers<br \/>\nOf life within the bowel<br \/>\nIts sticky glue means you must chew<br \/>\nAnd try not to fall foul<br \/>\nOf what is Natural Law you know<br \/>\nWe really have to chew<br \/>\nAlkaline saliva does a great service<br \/>\nFor YOU<br \/>\nAll the acid foods you whack down<br \/>\nWhen their icy cold<br \/>\nThey will slow digestion<br \/>\nReally don&#8217;t get sold<br \/>\nOn all this frightful stuff<br \/>\nThat puts great stress on you each day<br \/>\nChew and chew its good for you<br \/>\nAnd then a little ray<br \/>\nOf light will shine upon you<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ll feel abundantly<br \/>\nReady for whatever<br \/>\nNot bunged up constantly<br \/>\nI go on about, fruit juice<br \/>\n6 pears down the hatch<br \/>\nIts a carbohydrate<br \/>\nAnd if you want good thatch<br \/>\nUpon your bonce then slowly does it<br \/>\nPreferably avoid<br \/>\nSmoothies and cold juices<br \/>\nFor men arn&#8217;t overjoyed<br \/>\nWhen looking in the mirror<br \/>\nThey start to understand<br \/>\nTheir looking like a golf ball<br \/>\nThey really don&#8217;t look grand<br \/>\nIts falling out!<br \/>\nTheir foreheads are<br \/>\ngaining ground each day<br \/>\nAnd all because of Ice cold juice<br \/>\nThat weakens hair okay!<\/p>\n<p>So try to chew<br \/>\nCreate a stew<br \/>\nInside your mouth<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s heat<br \/>\nChew and chew<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s good for YOU<br \/>\nEverything you eat<br \/>\nEspecially carbohydrates<br \/>\nJuice them<br \/>\nAs you chew<br \/>\nDont fill yourself<br \/>\nWith flour and water<br \/>\nFor its only glue<br \/>\nSticky, slimy, mucous<br \/>\nBefore you even start<br \/>\nConstipation is a pain<br \/>\nThat goes straight<br \/>\nto your heart<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As a vegan its good to know that some products are best avoided <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2012\/07\/a-bit-about-foods-written-for-the-vegan\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2539","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2539","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2539"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2539\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2544,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2539\/revisions\/2544"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2539"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2539"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2539"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}