{"id":25334,"date":"2015-12-23T15:44:35","date_gmt":"2015-12-23T15:44:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=25334"},"modified":"2015-12-23T15:48:23","modified_gmt":"2015-12-23T15:48:23","slug":"crackers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2015\/12\/crackers\/","title":{"rendered":"Crackers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yule now known as Christmas<br \/>\nCrackers part of  the fayre<br \/>\nChildren are alleged to so love them<br \/>\nThe cordite smell that they all share<\/p>\n<p>As to the contents the crappiest stuff<br \/>\nThat most of us ever could see<br \/>\nMade in a place far far away<br \/>\nBy people who are never free<\/p>\n<p>Paid a pittance for hours<br \/>\nAt a factory bench<br \/>\nProducing this crap out of oil<br \/>\nTheres nothing ethical about all of this<br \/>\nJust unbelievable toil<\/p>\n<p>Paper And hats too flimsy by half<br \/>\nThat generally tear and are waste<br \/>\nThis is what we make as crackers<br \/>\nWho is crackers to buy them no taste<\/p>\n<p>Nothing its abuse of the people<br \/>\nSlave labour and abuse of the earth<br \/>\nOil based and log based  it has to be faced<br \/>\nReally no lasting worth<\/p>\n<p>Just energy loss and for nothing<br \/>\nSo the rich traders can make their dough<br \/>\nIts all part of christmas the corporate kind<br \/>\nAll part of<\/p>\n<p>the ho ho ho<\/p>\n<p>There is vat at twenty per cent<br \/>\nTaxing you can say<br \/>\nBut such a load of shit inside<br \/>\nAnd for all of that we pay<\/p>\n<p>Lets feel sorry for the slaves<br \/>\nWho have to turn this rubbish out<br \/>\nGoverned by the mindless slobs<br \/>\nJust one up from a  lout<\/p>\n<p>No tradition no culture<br \/>\nNo caring thats my shout<br \/>\nIf you want to make something<br \/>\nMake it worthwhile<br \/>\nAnd pay souls let them out<br \/>\nOf the prison you call a factory<br \/>\nBecause frankly I am in doubt<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yule now known as Christmas Crackers part of the fayre Children are alleged to so love them The cordite smell that they all share As to the contents the crappiest stuff That most of us ever could see Made in &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2015\/12\/crackers\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[200],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25334","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-sabbats-and-the-old-craft"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25334","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25334"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25334\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25336,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25334\/revisions\/25336"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25334"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25334"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25334"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}