Dimbo Grumparse had a long name
\nA very special little animals shell
\nPrecisely because he was
\nThe biggest pain in all the world
\nAnd, that was because
\nHe had been all things to all people
\nBut lately had become
\nNothing really to nobody
\nAnd a right pain in the bum<\/p>\n
cantankerous and a blighter
\nA shit storm in a glass
\nMiserable
\nAnd troublesome
\nIn fact a right old arse<\/p>\n
Nobody could love him
\nThis worthless POS
\nDimbo Grumparse
\nHis real name
\nSo forget the other bit<\/p>\n
Talked a donkeys hind leg off
\nBut as for listening to
\nReally he was such a bore
\nAnd all of this is true<\/p>\n
The oracle of nothing
\nWas his and his alone
\nSomewhere he had lost it
\nJudging by his tone<\/p>\n
And he had no leg to stand on
\nHe was a true dimbo
\nThicker than the decking
\nAnd just incredibly slow<\/p>\n
Going out with Dimbo
\nWas like purgatory for me
\nHe really lived up to his name
\nAs everyone could see<\/p>\n
And everything that could go wrong
\nWent wrong for this arse
\nI pad cell phone everything
\nFor him life was a farce<\/p>\n
Wrong that was his middle name
\nOn Wrong he was supreme
\nDimbo grumparse must take the blame
\nThe master it would seem<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Dimbo Grumparse had a long name A very special little animals shell Precisely because he was The biggest pain in all the world And, that was because He had been all things to all people But lately had become Nothing … Continue reading