{"id":23954,"date":"2015-10-17T23:33:51","date_gmt":"2015-10-17T23:33:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=23954"},"modified":"2015-10-18T00:15:59","modified_gmt":"2015-10-18T00:15:59","slug":"the-little-rhino","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2015\/10\/the-little-rhino\/","title":{"rendered":"The little Rhino"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A pink sac and then a  blue<br \/>\nIt looks well my rear end view<br \/>\nSliding gently and out it comes<br \/>\nMother walks off<br \/>\nFingers and thumbs<br \/>\nHer babies legs too weak to rise<br \/>\nPerfectly formed though<br \/>\nThe pewter guys<br \/>\nGreat big ears a perfect soul<br \/>\nAnd his mum so clearly in control<\/p>\n<p>Her huge great horn seems in the way<br \/>\nA samurai sword on the birthing day<br \/>\nSwinging here and swinging there<br \/>\nShe licks its backside unaware<br \/>\nThat horn is swinging back and fro<br \/>\nBut misses the baby who seems to know<br \/>\nAlready she&#8217;s found her mothers breast<br \/>\nAnd on her milk he does ingest<br \/>\nRich and creamy clearly he<br \/>\nKnows its real fresh actually<\/p>\n<p>He is  stronger all the time<br \/>\nA better colour as he does climb<br \/>\nUp on his legs are stronger still<br \/>\nNow that he has had his fill<br \/>\nClearly he is his mother prize<br \/>\nReally quite a lovely size<br \/>\nShe fussed over him a while<br \/>\nBut now looks as if he could run a mile<\/p>\n<p>This miracle of life we saw<br \/>\nNobody dare ere ignore<br \/>\nA perfect rhino tiny size<br \/>\nAnd there he is before our eyes<br \/>\nAnother horn will one day grow<br \/>\nAnd the Chinese quacks will want to know<br \/>\nLets hope he doesn&#8217;t end up that way<br \/>\nSlaughtered for his horn one day<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A pink sac and then a blue It looks well my rear end view Sliding gently and out it comes Mother walks off Fingers and thumbs Her babies legs too weak to rise Perfectly formed though The pewter guys Great &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2015\/10\/the-little-rhino\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[133],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23954","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhino"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23954","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23954"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23954\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23958,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23954\/revisions\/23958"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23954"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23954"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23954"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}