Denmark truthfully appears
\nTo sink into a mire of tears
\nFirst animal brothels
\nThen the dead giraffe
\nAnd now a Lion
\nThe country is naff<\/p>\n
It wants to dissect
\nA lion I hear
\nIn front of children
\nTo me its clear
\nEducation of this sort
\nIs clearly done with little thought
\nThe Faroe islanders pilot whales
\nThe grindrap and more sordid tales
\nOf dissection it does seem to me
\nThat in Denmark I will never be<\/p>\n
Anywhere near them again
\nThat poor giraffe
\nWho died in vain
\nAnd was used to feed the Lions
\nInsane
\nHonestly to me so plain<\/p>\n
As the nose upon my face
\nThat the poor old human race
\nIs going down hill
\nAt a pace<\/p>\n
Especially in Denmark<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Denmark truthfully appears To sink into a mire of tears First animal brothels Then the dead giraffe And now a Lion The country is naff It wants to dissect A lion I hear In front of children To me its … Continue reading