Rhino horns are porous
\nAnd cooked a while in stew
\nWith lots of blue viagra added
\nCan do great things for you
\nAccording to the Chinese
\nWhose quackery runs high
\nOld men and their libido
\nSay its worth a try<\/p>\n
Its been since the 7th century
\nThat these stories came about
\nTiger bones and animal parts
\nLeave them in no doubt
\nThey bolster up the hunting trade
\nThey reinforce it all
\nAmerican Hunters join the clan
\nAnd american dentists too<\/p>\n
They get lost in The bush somewhere
\nThe gingivitis gang
\nCecil took a long time
\nAfter the initial bang
\nLions are being harvested
\nThats the new word on the block
\nSo that canned hunters can kill a lion
\nAnd their bones shipped now from stock<\/p>\n
Lion bones call them tiger
\nFor nobody’s sake
\nMix them up with monkey and turtle
\nAnd tiger cake emerges just like magic
\nAnd it sells for big bucks too
\nAnd with no tiger inside it
\nNothing is good nor true<\/p>\n
Wild animals are being poached
\nAnd Africa just cries
\nThe various countries flog their animals
\nOff they are the prize
\nOf ignorance and arrogance and corruption through
\nAnd through
\nKeratin and calcium
\nCannot do much for you
\nBut belief comes with so many years
\nAnd they get a fair old sum
\nAnd we must understand the rural
\nNature of the dumb<\/p>\n
They have this innate knowledge
\nThat these animals parts do things
\nAnd so are worth a ransom
\nImagine what that brings<\/p>\n
To the rich old fools who have lost it
\nThe possibility
\nOf getting back a rampant urge
\nFrom their wayward state maybe<\/p>\n
And they are paying fortunes
\nAnd of course the rhinos die
\nAnd the poachers kill indiscriminately
\nAnd now you all know why.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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