{"id":23042,"date":"2015-09-06T15:24:46","date_gmt":"2015-09-06T15:24:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=23042"},"modified":"2015-09-06T15:32:43","modified_gmt":"2015-09-06T15:32:43","slug":"rob-howes-and-his-children-saved-by-dolphins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2015\/09\/rob-howes-and-his-children-saved-by-dolphins\/","title":{"rendered":"Rob  Howes and his children  saved by dolphins"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>New Zealand was the venue<br \/>\nRob Howes a lifeguard, who<br \/>\nWent swimming with his children<br \/>\nAs anyone might do<\/p>\n<p>Suddenly some dolphins<br \/>\nSurrounded them and when he<br \/>\nTried to break away from them<br \/>\nWhat he then did see<\/p>\n<p>Was a great white shark<br \/>\nClearly after a human lunch<br \/>\nBut they cajoled them and they saved them<br \/>\nAnd delivered their sucker punch<\/p>\n<p>For the shark got bored and swam away<br \/>\nAnd everybody knew<br \/>\nThose dolphins came and saved them<br \/>\nThey knew just what to do<\/p>\n<p>There was no doubt what they were doing<br \/>\nThey saved his children too<br \/>\nWe must sing their praises<br \/>\nThose angels of the blue<\/p>\n<p>Especially in Taiji<br \/>\nWhere the Japanese fight tooth and nail<br \/>\nThe dolphins to destroy<br \/>\nHunt them on migratory drives<br \/>\nAnd seemingly enjoy<\/p>\n<p>Torturing them and slaughtering them<br \/>\nAngels clearly they<br \/>\nAre put here to be saviours<br \/>\nAnd we frighten them away<\/p>\n<p>Rob Howes should visit Taiji<br \/>\nAnd tell them what they did<br \/>\nAround that ten foot white shark<br \/>\nWho clearly made his bid<\/p>\n<p>To harm him and his children<br \/>\nAnd that he was in no doubt<br \/>\nThat without that pod of Dolphins<br \/>\nHe would have been taken out<\/p>\n<p>Let those bastards realise<br \/>\nWhat it is they do<br \/>\nAnd why karma is now gunning for them<br \/>\nOut there in the blue<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>New Zealand was the venue Rob Howes a lifeguard, who Went swimming with his children As anyone might do Suddenly some dolphins Surrounded them and when he Tried to break away from them What he then did see Was a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2015\/09\/rob-howes-and-his-children-saved-by-dolphins\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[112],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23042","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-orcas-and-dolphins"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23042","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23042"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23042\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23044,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23042\/revisions\/23044"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23042"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23042"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23042"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}