{"id":22787,"date":"2015-08-25T17:55:55","date_gmt":"2015-08-25T17:55:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=22787"},"modified":"2015-08-25T18:54:47","modified_gmt":"2015-08-25T18:54:47","slug":"libido-blasts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2015\/08\/libido-blasts\/","title":{"rendered":"Libido blasts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Siberia boasts herds of wild red Maral Deer<br \/>\nWith fast growing velvet bones and the desire<br \/>\nIs first and foremost hunting them<br \/>\nBut secondly  its farming them<br \/>\nAnd tragically their life on earth is dire<\/p>\n<p>Why because of markets in the Far East<br \/>\nLike rhino horns and lion bones similarly<br \/>\nOld men feel it helps with their libido<br \/>\nAnd this animal of course is running free<\/p>\n<p>Viagra blood baths are the so called answer<br \/>\nTo being young again or so they say<br \/>\nWho the hell wants to be younger anyway<br \/>\nIf it means this bloody torture along the way<\/p>\n<p>Its said that drinking the blood makes wrinkles<br \/>\nDisappear<br \/>\nImagine for a moment all those dreams<br \/>\nOf wrinkled up old men who can hardly count to ten<br \/>\nAnd women who are splitting at the seams<\/p>\n<p>So off they go to the wilds lands of Siberia<br \/>\nMountains sparkling streams and wooded pines<br \/>\nBook a weeks vacation perhaps with a relation<br \/>\nExpecting afterwards to see the signs<\/p>\n<p>The Maral stag is rather handsome animal<br \/>\nGoes about in herds but in these farms<br \/>\nIs tortured every year<br \/>\nThey must shake because of fear<br \/>\nFinding themselves in these Russian Farmers arms<\/p>\n<p>Dragged intO a medieval chamber<br \/>\nWhere they are roped up in such a tormented state<br \/>\nAnd there their velvet antlers are barbarically sawn off<br \/>\nTheir eyes bulge and their heart beat at a rate<br \/>\nThis is really bloody awful treatment<br \/>\nThe terror in their eyes it says it all<br \/>\nThe shrieking and the screeching and the guttural raucous<br \/>\nChoking<br \/>\nThese poor bewildered angels their enormous eyes are poking<br \/>\nLooking this way look that wondering really why<br \/>\nThey must suffer quite so much and quietly inside cry<\/p>\n<p>The sawing starts no painkillers the blood drips down<br \/>\nThe stock<br \/>\nI cant imagine how they feel<br \/>\nBut bloody hell the shock<br \/>\nAnd all the time these farmers are swearing trying to<br \/>\nFrighten these gentle creatures and they are<br \/>\nsuccessful too<br \/>\nBlood loss is a problem a coagulating dab<br \/>\nBut then they cut the jugular and 3litres of blood<br \/>\nThey nab<br \/>\nShuddering and shaking almost at breaking point<br \/>\nAll the while the cutters swig the blood<br \/>\nIts like a joint<br \/>\nIt gives them quite a high they say<br \/>\nFor me its one big low<br \/>\nHow people bathe in deer blood<br \/>\nWho the hell would go<\/p>\n<p>But people do they sit in these baths<br \/>\nMorning noon and night<br \/>\nWaiting for youth to return<br \/>\nAnd their skin to become bright<br \/>\nNo wrinkles and their libido<br \/>\nAs frisky as can be<br \/>\nWith not a thought for the tortured deers<br \/>\nWho supply it tragically<\/p>\n<p>If you are a Maral deer expect this every year<br \/>\nFor 15 years its possible<br \/>\nWho the hell lives here<br \/>\nYou&#8217;d want to leg it over<br \/>\nThe mountains and run away<br \/>\nBut these deer stay apparently<br \/>\nAnd with their blood they pay<\/p>\n<p>They say after one bath<br \/>\nYou feel euphoric<br \/>\nMy goddess After one bath I would die<br \/>\nImagining the agony of an angel<br \/>\nThat lived up in the mountains near the sky<\/p>\n<p>The antlers then are washed in boiling water<br \/>\nAnd cooled down straight away<br \/>\nAnd left to dry<br \/>\nThe markets in the Far east are amazing<br \/>\nAnd thats the business should you have asked why<\/p>\n<p>Traditional Chinese Medicine<br \/>\nis guilty on a lot of counts<br \/>\nFor they<br \/>\nAt this rate will be killing off the animals<br \/>\nThere won&#8217;t be any left thats what some say<br \/>\nIts quackery beyond the realms of fantasy<br \/>\nAnd these poor souls must suffer every year<br \/>\nEach antler costs 200 dollars per kilo<br \/>\nYes 200 dollars didn&#8217;t you hear!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Siberia boasts herds of wild red Maral Deer With fast growing velvet bones and the desire Is first and foremost hunting them But secondly its farming them And tragically their life on earth is dire Why because of markets in &hellip; 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