{"id":22709,"date":"2015-08-22T20:32:37","date_gmt":"2015-08-22T20:32:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=22709"},"modified":"2015-08-22T20:36:28","modified_gmt":"2015-08-22T20:36:28","slug":"the-bull-shites","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2015\/08\/the-bull-shites\/","title":{"rendered":"The bull shites"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Its all about the fiestas<br \/>\nThis bull shit out in Spain<br \/>\nHistorically it came with the Moors<br \/>\nWho brought with it their pain<br \/>\nThey conquered Andulucia<br \/>\nAnd rode their horses high<br \/>\nKilling bulls thats how it started<br \/>\nAnd so many Bulls did die<\/p>\n<p>In the plaza de toros<br \/>\nArt and culture met<br \/>\nIt goes right back to 711<br \/>\nSo in their heart its set<br \/>\nOn feast days in madrid<br \/>\nSome 25,000 people buy<br \/>\nA ticket every single night<br \/>\nTo watch each brave bull die<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes the dancing matadors<br \/>\nFeel the bulls horn too<br \/>\nAnd its good when that does happen<br \/>\nAt least the bulls can view<br \/>\nTheir opponent On the sand<br \/>\nWith others covering his tracks<br \/>\nAt least it turns the tables<br \/>\nWhen those bums are on their backs<\/p>\n<p>SPAIN has got the right name<br \/>\nSuch pain they so inflict<br \/>\nThe madness in Madrid its there<br \/>\nEach matador hand picked<br \/>\nIn Seville and in Rondo<br \/>\nGreat rings for all to see<br \/>\nBut I think this Bull fighting stuff<br \/>\nShould be banned essentially<\/p>\n<p>A reminder of being over run<br \/>\nBy bandits long ago<br \/>\nIs hardly the sort of culture<br \/>\nYou run with and you show<br \/>\nOff to all your new friends<br \/>\nReminding them of that<br \/>\nIts insanity on two legs<br \/>\nAnd its cruel thats where its at<\/p>\n<p>A chance to gulp down sangria<br \/>\nAnd sit in the hot sun<br \/>\nUsing loads of lotion<br \/>\nAnd feeling over done<br \/>\nSoaking up the horror<br \/>\nHearing the bulls last snorts<br \/>\nIts medieval torture<br \/>\nThat lodges in your thoughts<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Its all about the fiestas This bull shit out in Spain Historically it came with the Moors Who brought with it their pain They conquered Andulucia And rode their horses high Killing bulls thats how it started And so many &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2015\/08\/the-bull-shites\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[104],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22709","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-calves-and-cows-and-bulls"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22709","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22709"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22709\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22711,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22709\/revisions\/22711"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22709"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22709"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22709"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}