{"id":22688,"date":"2015-08-22T08:33:21","date_gmt":"2015-08-22T08:33:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=22688"},"modified":"2015-08-22T08:34:08","modified_gmt":"2015-08-22T08:34:08","slug":"kendall-jones-and-her-deer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2015\/08\/kendall-jones-and-her-deer\/","title":{"rendered":"Kendall Jones  who was the victim?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well Kendall Jones<br \/>\nYou finally got some taxidermy art<br \/>\nAn earthling still more beautiful<br \/>\nThan you,  a darling heart<br \/>\nA feat of  pure creation<br \/>\nA life form to admire<br \/>\nShot down by a cowardly act<br \/>\nThat you alone desire<br \/>\nOne thing to remember<br \/>\nThe naturalness you felt<br \/>\nBut admonished in a frenzy<br \/>\nWhen of course you dealt<br \/>\nThat animal was  so beautiful<br \/>\nCreated with such a force<br \/>\nAnd was put where it was needed<br \/>\nAnd it died there yes of Course<\/p>\n<p>It left behind its family<br \/>\nIts place was by their side<br \/>\nIt lived on what it was supposed to<br \/>\nBut you yes you did hide<br \/>\nYou shot this splendid little soul<br \/>\nGunned it down and you<br \/>\nCant wait to hang it on your wall<br \/>\nAs psychopaths all do<br \/>\nHow sad for you how bitter<br \/>\nHow false are you this day<br \/>\nPeroxide in your flowing hair<br \/>\nYour teeth my dear are way<br \/>\nWhiter than is natural<br \/>\nA falsity alas<br \/>\nAnd when you see such naturalness<br \/>\nYou slaughter it en masse<\/p>\n<p>I fail to understand your logic<br \/>\nFor the life of me<br \/>\nTo go into a forest<br \/>\nA beautiful soul to see<br \/>\nTo share its fearless demeanour<br \/>\nTo soften at its soul<br \/>\nTo maybe take its picture<br \/>\nAnd enjoy the morning stroll<\/p>\n<p>But to come there armed and ready<br \/>\nTo destroy a living deer<br \/>\nOnly to show its dying face<br \/>\nYour pearly teeth of fear<br \/>\nAnd then to have it rendered down<br \/>\nAnd cured against the rot<br \/>\nAnd to have it stuffed and made ready<br \/>\nAs a  reminder  for what you shot<\/p>\n<p>And how do you feel when you see the deer<br \/>\nHung up on your wall<br \/>\nYou selfish bitch how can you pitch<br \/>\nYourself for one so small<br \/>\nSo innocent so beautiful<br \/>\nSo raring thus to go<br \/>\nSo full of life so bountiful<br \/>\nSo truly in the flow<\/p>\n<p>Shot to death<br \/>\nYes murdered<br \/>\nHis lights went out when you<br \/>\nStood over him       the hunter<br \/>\nAs bold as brass and true<br \/>\nTo psychopaths all of them<br \/>\nWho stand there mouth agape<br \/>\nAnother senseless victim<br \/>\nAnother karmic rape<\/p>\n<p>I have to say I am sorry<br \/>\nFor that deer that came your way<br \/>\nAs innocent as the day was long<br \/>\nThat that sweet soul had to pay<br \/>\nWith his precious life and his final breath<br \/>\nAnd that awful agony<br \/>\nOf looking up and seeing you<br \/>\nAs sick as that could be<\/p>\n<p>That deer would never have harmed you<br \/>\nIn a million years<br \/>\nThat deer it probably loved you<br \/>\nAnd of course we share its tears<br \/>\nIts hard to see its passing<br \/>\nTo grieve as we all do<br \/>\nSuch a pitiful situation<br \/>\nWhich was solely down to you<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well Kendall Jones You finally got some taxidermy art An earthling still more beautiful Than you, a darling heart A feat of pure creation A life form to admire Shot down by a cowardly act That you alone desire One &hellip; 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