{"id":22402,"date":"2015-08-05T16:30:21","date_gmt":"2015-08-05T16:30:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=22402"},"modified":"2015-08-05T16:41:04","modified_gmt":"2015-08-05T16:41:04","slug":"horny-you-wish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2015\/08\/horny-you-wish\/","title":{"rendered":"Horny you wish"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Your human arn&#8217;t you<br \/>\nCall yourselves man KIND<br \/>\nWhat a joke<br \/>\nLook at me a Rhinoceros<br \/>\nIn my own blood I soak<br \/>\nButchered by some local<br \/>\nPaid by the Chinese<br \/>\nWho lack empathy<br \/>\nAnd compassion<br \/>\nAnd conscience<br \/>\nAs I wheeze<br \/>\nthrough this<br \/>\nVilest  of injury<br \/>\nThe improbity of sin<br \/>\nThose good for nothing scoundrels<br \/>\nImagine they can win<\/p>\n<p>And apparently they are winning<br \/>\nCorruption here is rife<br \/>\nDouble dealing treachery<br \/>\nLeads to so much strife<br \/>\nThe agony of losing<br \/>\nThe horn to would be shits<br \/>\nWho use their cold pneumatic saws<br \/>\nAnd cut us into bits<\/p>\n<p>From a bygone age we cometh<br \/>\nA pre historic time<br \/>\nClad in sheets of armour<br \/>\nReduced to bloody slime<br \/>\nContemptible behaviour<br \/>\nThe insidious desire<br \/>\nTo rob us of our precious horn<br \/>\nAnd turn our hearts to fire<\/p>\n<p>The agony is terrible<br \/>\nOur breathing tubes so torn<br \/>\nThese paltry low-down infidels<br \/>\nWho treat us with such scorn<br \/>\nAnd leave us, leave us standing<br \/>\nScreaming from inside<br \/>\nThey watch us as we drip with blood<br \/>\nWith just no where to hide<\/p>\n<p>The egoistic barons<br \/>\nWith vast amounts of cash<br \/>\nTo tempt the local people<br \/>\nLiving in the trash<br \/>\nTo abandon all their ethics<br \/>\nAnd transgress into this crime<br \/>\nThis unforgivable action<br \/>\nDone time after time<\/p>\n<p>And we shall not recover<br \/>\nThe vultures they will fly<br \/>\nThe Jackals and the hyena&#8217;s<br \/>\nWill come for us, rely<br \/>\nOn them to desecrate us<br \/>\nThat is what they do<br \/>\nTear pieces off our bodies<br \/>\nMaybe a lion or two<\/p>\n<p>This is humiliation<br \/>\nAn affront to creative sense<br \/>\nNeglectful of our majesty<br \/>\nOf the present tense<br \/>\nBeing under valued<br \/>\nBy the so called human kind<br \/>\nWho think more of their bloody selves<br \/>\nThan what they leave behind<\/p>\n<p>We all have a value<br \/>\nEvery one of us<br \/>\nWe carve out the picture<br \/>\nWe help you to discuss<br \/>\nAnd those of you who sacrifice<br \/>\nThe innocent displayed<br \/>\nAre truly very rotten<br \/>\nA misfeasance that won&#8217;t fade<br \/>\nIts real discrimination<br \/>\nIts illegitimacy<br \/>\nIts a queerness of a magnitude<br \/>\nThat there should never be<\/p>\n<p>Our horns are purely keratin<br \/>\nLike your nails or hair<br \/>\nAnd they will not stiffen up your cocks<br \/>\nWhy are you unaware<br \/>\nYour wrongheadedness and misjudgement<br \/>\nLeads to us left in this state<br \/>\nSuch sophistry such scandal<br \/>\nWhy should this be our fate<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Your human arn&#8217;t you Call yourselves man KIND What a joke Look at me a Rhinoceros In my own blood I soak Butchered by some local Paid by the Chinese Who lack empathy And compassion And conscience As I wheeze &hellip; 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