{"id":22239,"date":"2015-07-25T19:38:11","date_gmt":"2015-07-25T19:38:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=22239"},"modified":"2015-07-26T14:06:57","modified_gmt":"2015-07-26T14:06:57","slug":"master","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2015\/07\/master\/","title":{"rendered":"Master of the emotions hormones and assorted ailments"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Biontology master Henry Northcroft<br \/>\nWest Hampstead&#8217;s answer to the travelling seer<br \/>\nWith his box of tricks designed by  Johan Boswinkel<br \/>\nTook the mighty M1, and got here<\/p>\n<p>I am quite a complex but simple fellow<br \/>\nA poet and a speaker thats my game<br \/>\nWith 8 sessions I can speak with some authority<br \/>\nOn this and that and why I am not the same<\/p>\n<p>Bloke that had presented himself much earlier<br \/>\nI have gone through the emotions of the case<br \/>\nDischarged the lead the mercury and  the copper<br \/>\nMore so than anyone else of the human race<\/p>\n<p>My gums ballooned but Henry was on top of it<br \/>\nHe had the magic potions for me and I<br \/>\nAccepted all the herbal stuff he offered<br \/>\nAnd with my balloons I floated through the sky<\/p>\n<p>Gradually the ballooning has subsided<br \/>\nThe lead has gone, I am lighter than before<br \/>\nThe tiredness and the confusion it  has left me<br \/>\nAnd now I am clear and very very sure<\/p>\n<p>The path ahead holds wonders of a different kind<br \/>\nI feel positive and know the path to take<br \/>\nI have had a meeting recently with Miss Shingles<br \/>\nAnd she has told me not to be a fake<\/p>\n<p>Miss pain emerged and she controlled my labours<br \/>\nMy doing 20 different jobs each day<br \/>\nI owe my new found life to Henry<br \/>\nNorthcroft<br \/>\nBiontology supremo some do say.<\/p>\n<p>Miss Pain has said she is going to stay a bit longer<br \/>\nShe thinks I need more rest which seems to me<br \/>\nSomething really I seldom do and so she must be right<br \/>\nReality and biontology<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Biontology master Henry Northcroft West Hampstead&#8217;s answer to the travelling seer With his box of tricks designed by Johan Boswinkel Took the mighty M1, and got here I am quite a complex but simple fellow A poet and a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2015\/07\/master\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[83],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22239","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-trials-and-tribulations-of-an-ongoing-illness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22239","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22239"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22239\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22275,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22239\/revisions\/22275"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22239"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22239"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22239"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}