The Grand Salon
\nA celebration
\nOf An eating place
\nOn an aristocratic style
\nNew York displayed it’s face<\/p>\n
Open alcoves with champagnes
\nWhere you could do your thing
\nEverywhere such luxury
\nIt just had that special ring
\nThat was until coyote chairs turned
\nUp to firm up things
\nThese sensitive wild animals
\nMurdered, and that brings
\nA rueful edge to all of this
\nApologetic too
\nAnd they wasn’t even comfortable
\nSo they decided, to do
\nThe obvious to get shot of them
\nAnd replace the upholstery
\nWith linen clearly softer
\nWhere no outrage, could be<\/p>\n
If animal rights means something
\nAnd the feral boys needs must
\nAbusing them with coyote chairs
\nWill, surely disgust
\nThe general ostentation
\nAnd theatricality
\nAnd all those slaughtered animals
\nIt wasn’t right and we see
\nThem now replaced with linen
\nSo much more dignity
\nWith flourish and correctness
\nAnd sumptuous gaiety<\/p>\n
The ritual is to flaunt oneself
\nMagniloquent on show
\nThe Baccarat has done this
\nAnd the clientele will grow
\nBased on clearly ethics
\nAnd taking note of how
\nSome people, might see it
\nCausing such a row
\nCuozzo the chevalier
\nDecided they must be
\nCarted off to somewhere else
\nExit the coyote<\/p>\n
As an animal rights protagonist
\nI have to now agree
\nThat before they made this decision
\nIt had lowered the quality
\nNothing grand about those chairs
\nAnd death was felt by those
\nWho sat their arses on these skins
\nWhich kind of numbed their toes
\nFor the under skin construction
\nWas truly as hard as lead
\nAnd people found they clenched their buttocks
\nWhich brought this to a head<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
The Grand Salon A celebration Of An eating place On an aristocratic style New York displayed it’s face Open alcoves with champagnes Where you could do your thing Everywhere such luxury It just had that special ring That was until … Continue reading