A Japanese man was arrested
\nBecause he chose to flush
\nHis wife’s cremated ashes
\nDown a toilet in a rush
\nHe had had an unhappy marriage
\nAnd out of disrespect
\nWent to the supermarket
\nAnd decided to elect
\nThe toilet there
\nAnd so he dumped the contents of the urn
\nDown the gentlemans public toilet
\nOnly Then to learn
\nThat ashes cannot just be dumped
\nAny flipping where
\nAnd supermarket toilets
\nAre out of bounds
\nSo there
\nThe police were called as fragments
\nOf his wife’s chin seemingly
\nWere found inside the toilet bowl
\nWhere they shouldn’t be
\nWhen interviewed he did explain
\nHis marriage was a pain
\nAnd he was glad to see her off
\nBy just pulling the chain
\nFarewell unloving wife of mine
\nGo quietly to the sea
\nAlongside number ones and two’s
\nWith sincere love from me<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A Japanese man was arrested Because he chose to flush His wife’s cremated ashes Down a toilet in a rush He had had an unhappy marriage And out of disrespect Went to the supermarket And decided to elect The toilet … Continue reading