You smile our friend cries
\nLaments his short life
\nYou dressed in camouflage
\nSomebody’s wife<\/p>\n
Really who’d have you?
\nAnother canned hunter
\nWho knows about hunting
\nA canned hunting punter<\/p>\n
Willing to pay 20grand
\nFor a shot
\nAnd to lay like a stiff
\nWhich clearly your not<\/p>\n
What a sick troll you are
\nLying still on the ground
\nIt’s a shame a weird spider
\nHasn’t yet found<\/p>\n
Your trouser bottoms
\nAnd crawled up to see
\nWhat a terrible person
\nYou are actually<\/p>\n
And pressed it’s dire fangs
\nBitten you blue and left you to rot
\nWith the giraffe, cos they do<\/p>\n
Bite into women
\nWho kill jungle friends
\nAnd the pain drives them bonkers
\nAnd hopefully sends<\/p>\n
Them off to the funny farm
\nWhere they belong
\nLaying beside their conquest
\nWhich is so wrong<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
You smile our friend cries Laments his short life You dressed in camouflage Somebody’s wife Really who’d have you? Another canned hunter Who knows about hunting A canned hunting punter Willing to pay 20grand For a shot And to lay … Continue reading