In this great big world of ours
\nI was feeling rather lost
\nNobody really thought much of me
\nAnd all of this had cost
\nA lot of stress and upset
\nI needed to make a point
\nI needed to prove my valour
\nWithout smoking a joint<\/p>\n
If anyone could do this
\nIt was me for deep inside
\nI had the balls to do it
\nI was up there for the ride
\nSo I got on the internet
\nAnd booked a trip and I
\nWent off to South Africa
\nThat was the reason why<\/p>\n
I could bring me back a trophy
\nThat would get the gals
\nI could go around the schools and talk
\nGet myself some pals
\nKids who would look up to me
\nA hunter brave and bold
\nWho had single handedly killed a Lion
\nAnd earned himself some gold<\/p>\n
And, I got a guarantee
\nOf a kill a guarantee!
\nSo everything seemed rosy in my garden
\nActually
\nThe company I met there
\nIt seemed a piece of cake
\nI just paid my money
\nI mean,I was awake
\nReady to get out there
\nAnd take this Lion apart
\nPlant a bullet pull the trigger
\nAnd get him through the heart<\/p>\n
To feel that rush of ecstasy
\nTo watch a great beast fall
\nTo realise my one ambition
\nI was going to rule
\nThe roost in jungle land at last
\nI was the hunter man
\nNot just a bloke in a hardware store
\nI’d fulfilled my plan<\/p>\n
on that truck my rifle aimed
\nThe thrust of valour came
\nThe adrenaline pumped through me
\nMy mind it was aflame
\nEverything pulsated
\nAnd then I saw the Lion
\nA flowing mane fire for eyes
\nAnd that lion got the sign<\/p>\n
It saw me that great animal
\nSaw me and it knew
\nI was going to pull the trigger
\nI knew, what to do
\nThe king though he frustrated
\nClearly he had the power
\nBut I was holding a guarantee
\nSo nothing could go sour<\/p>\n
Canned hunting is a doddle
\nProvided you have the dough
\nYou only have to stand there
\nAnd of course, you know
\nYou have GOT the upper hand
\nYou now HAVE THE GUN
\nThe gals are gonna love yer
\nFOR You are number one<\/p>\n
BANG BANG BANG BANG 4 shots
\nMay not have brought it down
\nBut no one needs to know that
\nIn it’s own blood it did drown
\nNo one needs to know you were
\nThe biggest coward they’ve seen
\nOnly you know what the real truth was
\nThat this killing was obscene<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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