{"id":20513,"date":"2015-03-29T22:34:04","date_gmt":"2015-03-29T22:34:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=20513"},"modified":"2015-03-29T22:39:26","modified_gmt":"2015-03-29T22:39:26","slug":"a-fox-cafe-where-you-cans-cuddle-and-eat-biscuits-and-mints","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2015\/03\/a-fox-cafe-where-you-cans-cuddle-and-eat-biscuits-and-mints\/","title":{"rendered":"A fox cafe where you cans cuddle and eat biscuits and mints"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s supposed to be a good idea<br \/>\nA novel thing it does appear<br \/>\nA fresh approach a fledgeling place<br \/>\nA drink some biscuits and mints<br \/>\nThe grace<br \/>\nOf patting foxes of proving they<br \/>\nAre cuddly wild souls<br \/>\nWho just may<br \/>\nRespond to the loving of city folk<br \/>\nWho imagine their input<br \/>\nWill sort of soak<\/p>\n<p>Into their bodies into their souls<br \/>\nWarm their spirits<br \/>\nThough they are poles<br \/>\nApart from the humans and far away<br \/>\nFrom their parents in earths<br \/>\nWhere they would play<\/p>\n<p>Will they be cubs<br \/>\nAnd if so why<br \/>\nWould we split them from their families<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s a sort of lie<br \/>\nWe tell the people<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s something I<br \/>\nCannot agree with<br \/>\nAnd so I sigh<\/p>\n<p>Feeling their angst<br \/>\nFor fifteen quid<br \/>\nGlaciar mints and  a biscuit lid<br \/>\nLifted so Fox&#8217;s BIS KWITS can<br \/>\nBe served with coffee<br \/>\nWell that&#8217;s the plan<\/p>\n<p>Wilderness babies<br \/>\nShould unceasingly<br \/>\nBe out in the countryside<br \/>\nWild and free<br \/>\nLearning the ropes<br \/>\nThe instinctive law<br \/>\nThat is what they<br \/>\nWere put here for<\/p>\n<p>Including them in a cafe scene<br \/>\nDiners can hold them<br \/>\nAnd feel the green<br \/>\nSome education for city souls<br \/>\nBut hardly the right place<br \/>\nAnd their roles<\/p>\n<p>One of nervousness possibly<br \/>\nFor really it&#8217;s not the place to be<\/p>\n<p>The forest life<br \/>\nAnd the natural world<br \/>\nThat is where they should be hurled<br \/>\nDeep on the sod in the earth below<br \/>\nGetting trained by mum<br \/>\nAs they grow<br \/>\nLearning to hunt learning to play<br \/>\nMusic and movement<br \/>\nEveryday<\/p>\n<p>Foxes are put upon<br \/>\nOut there now<br \/>\nHunting with hounds<br \/>\nThey show us how<br \/>\nThey need to scarper<br \/>\nAnd know the ropes<br \/>\nAgainst the hunters<br \/>\nThey lose their hopes<\/p>\n<p>So to lose their freedom<br \/>\nAnd families too<br \/>\nTo the cafe owners<br \/>\nA little zoo<br \/>\nOf a place where they<br \/>\nWill be sharing their bodies<br \/>\nEveryday<\/p>\n<p>Coffee and biscuits<br \/>\nGlaciar  mints<br \/>\nSucking and chewing and drinking since<br \/>\nMay I hear<br \/>\nWhen Fox Cafe will open its doors<br \/>\nA beverage or two<br \/>\nAnd some applause<\/p>\n<p>\u00a315 pounds for an hour an a bit<br \/>\nBut as for me it doesn&#8217;t sit<\/p>\n<p>Well I am afraid.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s supposed to be a good idea A novel thing it does appear A fresh approach a fledgeling place A drink some biscuits and mints The grace Of patting foxes of proving they Are cuddly wild souls Who just may &hellip; 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