{"id":20229,"date":"2015-03-04T14:25:13","date_gmt":"2015-03-04T14:25:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=20229"},"modified":"2015-03-04T14:25:13","modified_gmt":"2015-03-04T14:25:13","slug":"everest-the-big-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2015\/03\/everest-the-big-one\/","title":{"rendered":"Everest   The big one"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fifty years or more<br \/>\nHas seen the summit<br \/>\nOf Everest<br \/>\nBecome polluted by<br \/>\nThose successful climbers<br \/>\nWho have made it to the top<br \/>\nTo shit up there<br \/>\nAnd probably to lie<\/p>\n<p>All that dehydrated mountain food<br \/>\nInside of them<br \/>\nAnd just a pristine place<br \/>\nTo evacuate<br \/>\nImagine all that  crap<br \/>\nLeft bloody lying there<br \/>\nIt just does not bear thinking<br \/>\nAbout<br \/>\nTo wait<\/p>\n<p>A lot of Nepalese are getting worried<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s a lot if excrement<br \/>\nUp there<br \/>\nAlmost 700 climbers<br \/>\nHave all been up there<br \/>\nCrapping like the devil<br \/>\nIn all that thin air<\/p>\n<p>This ice and snow is not<br \/>\nConducive to composting time<br \/>\nIt has become a dumping ground<br \/>\nAnd  the danger of the climb<br \/>\nBagging it up and bringing back<br \/>\nIs now thought to be the way<br \/>\nAnd keeping the mountain nice and clean<br \/>\nWhich may just save the day<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fifty years or more Has seen the summit Of Everest Become polluted by Those successful climbers Who have made it to the top To shit up there And probably to lie All that dehydrated mountain food Inside of them And &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2015\/03\/everest-the-big-one\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20229","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-environmental-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20229","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20229"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20229\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20230,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20229\/revisions\/20230"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}