The I Love Hunting Club
\nAppeals to those who feel they do
\nBased in the Middle Kingdom
\nIn China yes it’s true
\n100 well heeled business people
\nDo, do themselves proud
\nPay 80,000 dollars
\nAnd end up all high powered<\/p>\n
The action is in Canada
\nIt’s the Polar bear
\nThey can weigh a ton or more
\nThough clearly it’s not fair
\nArmed to the teeth and ready
\nTo blow them all away
\nThey come up with excuses
\nTo make the wild one’s pay<\/p>\n
Absolutely no shame
\nTarnished that they are
\nContemptuous and audacious
\nFor me they are no star
\nA more cowardly bunch of arse holes
\nYou probably will never find
\nIt’s repugnant what they are doing
\nBut it all part of the grind<\/p>\n
And they justify their being
\nSaying the ice is melting fast
\nIf we stay around to blooming long
\nTheir die is cast
\nThere will not be any sea ice
\nAnd the polar Bears will die
\nThat’s their sick excuses
\nAnd of course it is a lie<\/p>\n
It attracts the trigger happy
\nWho have no care at all
\nKilling wildlife doesn’t phase them
\nThey are having a ball
\nHunting down the local souls
\nAnd shooting them at will
\nThey are endangered sadly
\nBut still they want to kill<\/p>\n
Corruption it is commonplace
\nAmongst the rich who say
\nEighty thousands dollars
\nIs not a lot to pay
\nFor a guarantee of killing
\nThe brave and handsome bear
\nThey have the temerity
\nTo just go over there<\/p>\n
And sacrifice the bold ones
\nHungry ones who wait
\nWith all the sea ice melting
\nTheir prey is scarce of late
\nClearly they are suffering
\nThe vagaries we know
\nAnd so these vile dark businesses
\nHelp them all to grow<\/p>\n
More evil by the minute
\nIt’s all laid on and right
\nAirfare accommodation,and permits
\nAnd all that shite
\nTaxidermy making what they kill into a rug
\nThis waste of life is happening
\nCan’t you feel it tug<\/p>\n
Really at your heartstrings
\nWhat these people do
\nAnd what the world is up against
\nAnd some don’t have a clue
\nThey go about their business
\nIn cities here and there
\nWhilst wild animals are cut to ribbons
\nAnd lost in dark despair<\/p>\n
W Scott Lupien one of these brave crowd
\nGoing out to Canada and living in a shroud
\nOf mayhem of his making
\nKilling as they do
\nSlaughtering the precious wild life
\nWhich alas is true<\/p>\n
Transforming a wild carnivore
\nInto a fireside rug
\nWhat the hell is all about
\nPerhaps a furry shrug
\nThese marvellous creations
\nAre not put here so we
\nCan stalk and slaughter at our will
\nFor hunting clubs who be<\/p>\n
Making loads of money
\nFor the drugged up rich who feel
\nThe adventurer is extraordinary
\nAnd exciting and for real
\nThey come back with a stuffed paw
\nA exciting DVD
\nThat they can show to their kith and kin
\nWho will hate them eventually<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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