A broken nose
\nA silver beard
\nTucked around his ears
\nBlood shot corners to his eyes
\nWet and salty tears<\/p>\n
A triple chin
\nSo far from thin
\nA pate of autumn shine
\nBeads of sweat
\nA pimply neck
\nAnd red rims
\nFrom the wine<\/p>\n
The Chardonnay
\nThe Beaujolais
\nThe pure grape
\nSo divine
\nThe foie gras
\nFull of fat
\nTorture poison torment
\nWhat do you think of that<\/p>\n
Those that eat this substance
\nThis vile selfish muck
\nIt really is appalling
\nTaken from the duck<\/p>\n
His great gut like a barrel of ale
\nPossibly French he be
\nEats vast amounts of Camembert
\nWith lots of black coffee<\/p>\n
Who found this ugly fellow
\nHis grossness
\nVulgar and course
\nUnfashionable and countrified
\nHe of course likes eating horse<\/p>\n
With lots of rich cream gravy
\nHis years are definitely
\nLess than he might have expected
\nAnd for once I do agree<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A broken nose A silver beard Tucked around his ears Blood shot corners to his eyes Wet and salty tears A triple chin So far from thin A pate of autumn shine Beads of sweat A pimply neck And red … Continue reading