Hot stuff was the dogs name
\nHe had a dodgy eye
\nAnd was taken to a teaching hospital
\nYes you might ask why
\nThere an assistant professor
\nOf ophthalmology
\nExamined the dog removed an eye
\nBut the good eye actually
\nThe blind eye he just left intact
\nSo the poor dog now can’t see
\nCan’t hear
\nIt’s clear in fear each tear
\nWill tragically now be
\nThe excuse was
\nThat’s the dogs short hair
\nMeans the doctor didn’t know
\nWhich eye was good
\nAnd which eye was bad
\nHis own eyes seem to me
\nTo be utterly useless
\nThe medical notes must say
\nLeft or right there’s no excuse
\nSue him and make him pay<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Hot stuff was the dogs name He had a dodgy eye And was taken to a teaching hospital Yes you might ask why There an assistant professor Of ophthalmology Examined the dog removed an eye But the good eye actually … Continue reading