{"id":19430,"date":"2014-12-29T09:59:18","date_gmt":"2014-12-29T09:59:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=19430"},"modified":"2014-12-29T10:06:13","modified_gmt":"2014-12-29T10:06:13","slug":"they-all-looked-canned-to-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2014\/12\/they-all-looked-canned-to-me\/","title":{"rendered":"They all looked canned to me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We can see that&#8217;s it&#8217;s hot<br \/>\nRed faces tonight<br \/>\nA dead Lion for sure<br \/>\nMouth propped open<br \/>\nAlright<br \/>\nWhat does that say<br \/>\nInconsiderate scum<br \/>\nSurly and churlish<br \/>\nAll tanked up on rum<\/p>\n<p>This fellowship of strangers<br \/>\nNot use to the sun<br \/>\nAnaemic looking specimens<br \/>\nWhen the day is done<br \/>\nTrophy hunting villainy<br \/>\nRotten to the core<br \/>\nNot a women in sight<br \/>\nThank goodness<br \/>\nJust stocked up on gore<\/p>\n<p>The victim<br \/>\nNever stood a chance<br \/>\nThere was no place to go<br \/>\nDrugged up to the eyeballs<br \/>\nAn injustice as we know<br \/>\nA bounty on its two year head<br \/>\nBlood guilty through and through<br \/>\nTheir wickedness collectively<br \/>\nits what these bastards do<\/p>\n<p>Unrepentant criminals<br \/>\nWhose blind libations tend<br \/>\nTo call on Bastet&#8217;s justice<br \/>\nTo get them in the end<br \/>\nHopefully they will be found<br \/>\nHunted down and torn<br \/>\nClawed into oblivion<br \/>\nAnd treated with the scorn<\/p>\n<p>Given to every Lion<br \/>\nThey met<br \/>\nCollectively<br \/>\nEach will<br \/>\nBe torn to pieces<br \/>\nAnd each bone smashed<br \/>\nLiterally until<\/p>\n<p>Each victim has returned<br \/>\nThrough spirit<br \/>\nTo suck their marrow dry<br \/>\nTo strip their rotten skin away<br \/>\nAnd simply watch them die<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We can see that&#8217;s it&#8217;s hot Red faces tonight A dead Lion for sure Mouth propped open Alright What does that say Inconsiderate scum Surly and churlish All tanked up on rum This fellowship of strangers Not use to the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2014\/12\/they-all-looked-canned-to-me\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[102,123],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19430","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hunting-and-poaching-includes-canned-hunts","category-lions"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19430","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19430"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19430\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19432,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19430\/revisions\/19432"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19430"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19430"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19430"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}