For anyone to eat the king
\nOf the jungle
\nMore so than anything
\nWould have to be consumed by power
\nA force of nature who would vow
\nTo go out of his way to try to shock
\nHis 20 stones act as a block
\nHis 5 by passes tell you, he
\nHas learned little from his history<\/p>\n
14 bottles of wine per day
\nEating 2 lions he shot when they
\nBlocked his car and that delay
\nCaused him to shoot them
\nHe was pissed off they say
\nWhat he forgot was the Lions were where
\nThe Lions were born
\nIt was never fair
\nTo gun down the native species and
\nTell the world you love the land<\/p>\n
Of Africa that’s why you came
\nTo see the place not kill the game
\nGiving excuses as you do
\nPuts peoples backs up which is true
\nSo he shot the Lions and he became
\nPart of the big cats banquet fame
\nBurkino Faso could do without
\nThe arrogance he puts about<\/p>\n
Having broken down
\nWhat could he do
\nBut shoot the animals so as to get through
\nAs a child he ate hedgehogs
\nSo Lions appeared
\nNothing special
\nHis driver feared
\nThem so we hear
\nBut Depardieu
\nShowed the kings the way to go<\/p>\n
His arrogance has grown and grown
\nYou can’t hold him up
\nThey should have known
\nTo not be there but alas
\nDid not
\nAnd so of course the Lions
\nHe shot
\nAn ignorant man
\nWith an arrogant soul
\nWith 5 by passes
\nJust out of control
\nLet’s feel for those Lion boys
\nWho took the hit
\nAnd was part and parcel
\nOf all his shit<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
For anyone to eat the king Of the jungle More so than anything Would have to be consumed by power A force of nature who would vow To go out of his way to try to shock His 20 stones … Continue reading