{"id":19274,"date":"2014-12-10T11:31:36","date_gmt":"2014-12-10T11:31:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=19274"},"modified":"2014-12-10T11:42:20","modified_gmt":"2014-12-10T11:42:20","slug":"if-you-eat-dog-watch-and-listen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2014\/12\/if-you-eat-dog-watch-and-listen\/","title":{"rendered":"If you eat dog watch and listen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To all you randy men<br \/>\nWho reckon dog meat does you good<br \/>\nGives you power and keeps you strong<br \/>\nListen up you should<br \/>\nRealise that tape worms<br \/>\nLive in cats and dogs<br \/>\nBut move into your brain<br \/>\nAs well<br \/>\nJust adding to the cogs<\/p>\n<p>Sequencing the genome<br \/>\nJust shows you how they work<br \/>\nThey tend to live in places<br \/>\nWhere the carnivores special perk<br \/>\nIs to eat the pet and strays dogs<br \/>\nStolen off the street<br \/>\nAnd the spirometra erinaceleuropaei<br \/>\nIs a worm that may unseat<\/p>\n<p>Not only brain material<br \/>\nBut leads to seizures too<br \/>\nANUBIS is the god out there<br \/>\nAnd he is  after you<\/p>\n<p>The parasite begins it&#8217;s life in water<br \/>\nAnd moves on via the cat and dog brigade<br \/>\nThe restaurants kid the diners into thinking<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s all good stuff so join the big parade<br \/>\nWhen in the fleshy portions<br \/>\nWorms will takes up residence<br \/>\nThey just love your brain cells<br \/>\nEvery day<br \/>\nLots of fatty acid to energise their person<br \/>\nAnd make you realise you have to pay<\/p>\n<p>You begin to suffer just like crazy<br \/>\nReally it&#8217;s a slow journey to hell<br \/>\nHeadaches seizures and wait for it<br \/>\nMoreover<br \/>\nFlashbacks and an altered sense of smell<\/p>\n<p>As for the dogs they are tortured<br \/>\nLegs cut off  one by one<br \/>\nOften with a blunt penknife<br \/>\nThat is how it&#8217;s done<\/p>\n<p>Then their skin is wrenched off<br \/>\nThey scream blue murder and you<br \/>\nGet the Anubis treatment which for me<br \/>\nIs overdue<\/p>\n<p>The agony a pet dog feels having due regard<br \/>\nTo love and care<br \/>\nto be tied up to a post in some vile street<br \/>\nAnd then to share <\/p>\n<p>The egregious torture as each leg is severed slow<br \/>\nAnd your skin wrenched off imagine it<br \/>\nTo write it is to know<\/p>\n<p>To know it, it is to feel it<br \/>\nTo feel it Is too cry<br \/>\nI wake up screaming in my sleep<br \/>\nWhen I hear these pet dogs die<br \/>\nThe butchers they are worse than fiends<br \/>\nDevils from the low<br \/>\nGuttersnipe from shit holes<br \/>\nWhere maggots will not go<\/p>\n<p>They are the vilest creatures that ever<br \/>\ndared to show<br \/>\nAnd I pray,that Anubis does his stuff<br \/>\nAnd brain worms chew real slow<br \/>\nInfiltrate all senses<br \/>\nAnd slowly kill you dead<br \/>\nAnd Nobody will understand<br \/>\nHow well they have been fed<\/p>\n<p>Until they do examine you<br \/>\nAnd realise the worms<br \/>\nDevoured the grey<br \/>\nAnd made you pay<br \/>\nA high price without terms<br \/>\nStreet dog meat is loaded<br \/>\nWith shit of every kind<br \/>\nAnd eating it is asking<br \/>\nTo really lose your mind<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To all you randy men Who reckon dog meat does you good Gives you power and keeps you strong Listen up you should Realise that tape worms Live in cats and dogs But move into your brain As well Just &hellip; 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