{"id":1906,"date":"2012-05-30T13:04:21","date_gmt":"2012-05-30T13:04:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=1906"},"modified":"2012-05-30T13:36:30","modified_gmt":"2012-05-30T13:36:30","slug":"the-cheetah-and-the-tortoisethe-tortoise-is-actually-supposed-to-be-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2012\/05\/the-cheetah-and-the-tortoisethe-tortoise-is-actually-supposed-to-be-me\/","title":{"rendered":"The Cheetah and the Tortoise(the tortoise is actually supposed to be me)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Cheetah does run fastest<br \/>\nbut only when your looking<br \/>\nthe rest of the time<br \/>\nhe ambles about<br \/>\nwondering<br \/>\nwhat&#8217;s cooking<\/p>\n<p>The Tortoise<br \/>\nambles all the time<br \/>\nhe cannot jump<br \/>\nand he cannot climb<br \/>\nbut, he don&#8217;t care<br \/>\nno, not at all<br \/>\nhe&#8217;s balanced<br \/>\nhe&#8217;s never<br \/>\noff the wall<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s learn today from<br \/>\nour animal friends<br \/>\nNo toilet paper<br \/>\nthe  message that sends<br \/>\nNo clothes<br \/>\nNo Hair gel<br \/>\nand no War<br \/>\nThey don&#8217;t tell lies<br \/>\nnot any more<\/p>\n<p>They appreciate just where<br \/>\nthey are at<br \/>\nand you can&#8217;t call them<br \/>\nexactly fat!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>animals  are great at re-cycling, the wild ones are macrobiotic, they are aware of the environment they live in and safeguard it <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2012\/05\/the-cheetah-and-the-tortoisethe-tortoise-is-actually-supposed-to-be-me\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1906","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1906","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1906"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1906\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1908,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1906\/revisions\/1908"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1906"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1906"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1906"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}