{"id":18618,"date":"2014-10-30T13:51:31","date_gmt":"2014-10-30T13:51:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=18618"},"modified":"2014-10-30T19:17:22","modified_gmt":"2014-10-30T19:17:22","slug":"animals-used-to-entertain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2014\/10\/animals-used-to-entertain\/","title":{"rendered":"Animals used to entertain"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No animals were harmed<br \/>\n4 words that indicate that he<br \/>\nIs happy on that tractor tyre<br \/>\nAs happy as can be<br \/>\nThe tyre<br \/>\nI mean they are the craze<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s huddled there alone<br \/>\nI can&#8217;t say from his body language<br \/>\nThat he&#8217;s comfortable<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s shown<\/p>\n<p>Looking really miserable<br \/>\nAnd the cell does look to me<br \/>\nReally rather ropey<br \/>\nWhich anyone can see<br \/>\nIt looks as if a damned good clean<br \/>\nWould help I have to say<br \/>\nIf this is called looked after<br \/>\nThere must be a better way<\/p>\n<p>And the chimp is looking grumpy<br \/>\nFilled with angst and woe<br \/>\nNo animals were harmed<br \/>\nIn case you didn&#8217;t know<br \/>\nDirections<br \/>\nOne direction they know where they are<br \/>\nRiding high across the sky<br \/>\nEveryone a star<\/p>\n<p>But this poor old chimpanzee<br \/>\nWho has seen better days<br \/>\nIs after getting a better job<br \/>\nWith a company that pays<br \/>\nThe entertainment industry<br \/>\nFor animals is poor<br \/>\nThey. work all hours<br \/>\nBut don&#8217;t get paid<br \/>\nMuch more than before<br \/>\nPossibly a banana<br \/>\nYou really never know<br \/>\nBut really it is an abuse<br \/>\nTo be part of the show<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No animals were harmed 4 words that indicate that he Is happy on that tractor tyre As happy as can be The tyre I mean they are the craze He&#8217;s huddled there alone I can&#8217;t say from his body language &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2014\/10\/animals-used-to-entertain\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18618","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-monkeys-and-primates"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18618","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18618"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18618\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18620,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18618\/revisions\/18620"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18618"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18618"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18618"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}