{"id":18607,"date":"2014-10-30T09:37:24","date_gmt":"2014-10-30T09:37:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=18607"},"modified":"2014-10-30T10:53:32","modified_gmt":"2014-10-30T10:53:32","slug":"comforting-piglets-a-dutch-farmers-way","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2014\/10\/comforting-piglets-a-dutch-farmers-way\/","title":{"rendered":"Comforting piglets a Dutch farmers way"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Gestation crates are torture chambers<br \/>\nCreated from the minds<br \/>\nOf autocratic simpletons<br \/>\nYou can see all the signs<br \/>\nOf total bloody arrogance<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s an economic tool<br \/>\nThat concentrates on balance sheets<br \/>\nBefore the pigs<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s all<\/p>\n<p>Cram a mother into<br \/>\nA vile and loathsome crate<br \/>\nShe will not be able to turn around<br \/>\nAnd she&#8217;s pregnant<br \/>\nAnd must create<br \/>\nA family and more stock<br \/>\nFor Mr Farmer who will Be<br \/>\nDuplicating all of this<br \/>\nFor maximum liquidity<\/p>\n<p>Imagine how uncomfortable<br \/>\nIt is to lay there, she<br \/>\nWill be laying in her own shit<br \/>\nAnd it&#8217;s not how they be<br \/>\nThe bloody farmer might be<br \/>\nA filthy smelly sod<br \/>\nBut pigs are natural and very clean<br \/>\nAnd closer to their god<\/p>\n<p>Cerridwen must take more care<br \/>\nFor pigs get a raw deal<br \/>\nAnd this Dutch farmer<br \/>\nClearly needs a wake up call<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s real<br \/>\nSomeone to bite his bollocks<br \/>\nAnd make sure that he feels<br \/>\nThe need to be more caring<br \/>\nFor what this now reveals<\/p>\n<p>Is he&#8217;s a clear cut psychopath<br \/>\nAnd needs locking down<br \/>\nPut him in the gestation crate<br \/>\nWe need to go to town<br \/>\nOn this vile malicious arsehole<br \/>\nWho needs to feel just how<br \/>\nIt is to be stuck fast in one<br \/>\nLike the sad old sow<\/p>\n<p>And so some of her babies<br \/>\nGot cold when they were born<br \/>\nShe couldn&#8217;t even turn to help them<br \/>\nShe daren&#8217;t try to warn<br \/>\nAnd so the farmer<br \/>\nTakes a pail of water<br \/>\nNice and hot<br \/>\nAnd pegs the piglets in their<br \/>\nBy their little eats<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s got<br \/>\nthe compassion<br \/>\nOf a maggot<br \/>\nAnd the theory of a troll<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s the vilest arse you&#8217;ve ever seen<br \/>\nClearly without soul<\/p>\n<p>Gestation crates are unwelcome<br \/>\nAnd His methods do preclude<br \/>\nHim from keeping animals<br \/>\nFor his bloody ways are crude<br \/>\nAnd it&#8217;s all about his profit<br \/>\nHis economic state<br \/>\nHis bank balance his standing<br \/>\nAs long as he is great<br \/>\nAs regards the piglets<br \/>\nThis introduction to<br \/>\nA world of life and living<br \/>\nOne wonders what they do<br \/>\nThe mother she will be beside herself<br \/>\nIn torment and in pain<br \/>\nShe loves her little babies<br \/>\nShe heard their dire refrain<br \/>\nShe saw what Mr farmer<br \/>\nImagined was the way<br \/>\nOf saving them by harming them<br \/>\nMaking babies pay<\/p>\n<p>Of course if they get through this<br \/>\nAnd probably will not<br \/>\nIt will be  in their psyche<br \/>\nThey will just be shot<br \/>\nAway with all this terror<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s grotesque to ever be<br \/>\nSo beholden to the bank<br \/>\nThat you attest so abominably<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a simple act of a evil man<br \/>\nClothes pegging ones ears so frail<br \/>\nSo tender and so sensitive<br \/>\nAnd film them as you flail<br \/>\nTheir spirit and their understanding<br \/>\nOf now where they are<br \/>\nAnd leave their tiny bodies<br \/>\nWith this enormous scar<\/p>\n<p>Sure the return is bigger<br \/>\nFor everybody&#8217;s sake<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gestation crates are torture chambers Created from the minds Of autocratic simpletons You can see all the signs Of total bloody arrogance It&#8217;s an economic tool That concentrates on balance sheets Before the pigs That&#8217;s all Cram a mother into &hellip; 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