One of those blasted psychopaths
\nBy the name of Larry Mc hale
\nGot angry with the Starbucks window
\nAnd a chihuahua a sad tale
\nA well known trouble maker
\nWith a penchant for to smash
\nBottles on the pavement
\nDecided he would bash
\nThe dog against the window
\nOf Starbucks where he’s banned
\nBut Houston’s Animal Shelter
\nCame. So I understand
\nBroken paws suggested
\nAn ice pick through his nuts
\nBringing tears into his eyes
\nAnd a real kick in the guts
\nThe poor dog has a broken leg
\nAnd is in a lot of pain
\nAn Anubis is on the warpath
\nFor just what could he gain
\nFrom smashing a tiny fellow
\nAgainst a big glass pane
\nTo get back at the the Starbucks shop
\nOf course he is insane
\nBut our hearts are for the little dog
\nWho must have wondered why
\nHe should feel his owners wrath
\nFor in Essence he’d rather die<\/p>\n
Let’s hope this vile sod gets it
\nAnd Anubis does come by
\nAnd chews his nuts off slowly
\nWith Larry screaming why<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
One of those blasted psychopaths By the name of Larry Mc hale Got angry with the Starbucks window And a chihuahua a sad tale A well known trouble maker With a penchant for to smash Bottles on the pavement Decided … Continue reading