{"id":18454,"date":"2014-10-25T07:56:20","date_gmt":"2014-10-25T07:56:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=18454"},"modified":"2014-10-25T07:59:17","modified_gmt":"2014-10-25T07:59:17","slug":"anyone-for-curry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2014\/10\/anyone-for-curry\/","title":{"rendered":"Anyone for curry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s come to light that in Pakistan<br \/>\n2 brothers have been found<br \/>\nWho liked the taste of human flesh<br \/>\nDug out of the ground<br \/>\nIt seems they went to graveyards<br \/>\nAnd found their booty there<br \/>\nAnd took it home and curried it<br \/>\nWith spices good and rare<\/p>\n<p>At least 100 bodies they removed<br \/>\nAnd dismembered they<br \/>\nWere cannibals the most gruesome sods<br \/>\nThat ever walked away<br \/>\nAlready they had been in prison<br \/>\nFor doing this before<br \/>\nBut once again were at it<br \/>\nOf that we can be sure<\/p>\n<p>When the police raided<br \/>\nTheir home a shock they got<br \/>\nThey found a little boys head<br \/>\nIn a cooking pot<br \/>\nClearly they had been at it<br \/>\nCooking every day<br \/>\nThe smell was so repulsive<br \/>\nSo the neighbours say<\/p>\n<p>Now the courts are writing<br \/>\nUp laws to make it so<br \/>\nCannibalism is a terrible crime<br \/>\nAnd perpetrators will go<br \/>\nTo prison for life if found to be<br \/>\nEngaged in such a crime<br \/>\nClearly this is an awful case<br \/>\nCaught not before due time<\/p>\n<p>One has to say how ghastly<br \/>\nThis really truthfully was<br \/>\nAnd how they got away with it<br \/>\nFor so long just because<br \/>\nIt hardly was imaginable<br \/>\nThat souls would stoop this low<br \/>\nSadism and ghoulishness<br \/>\nWhich with them just did grow<\/p>\n<p>Sadistic and bloodthirsty<br \/>\nDehumanised to the extreme<br \/>\nIt just gives me the shivers<br \/>\nI just want to scream<br \/>\nTo have walked passed them<br \/>\nAnd seen them<br \/>\nEyeing others who<br \/>\nThey might have had their eyes on<br \/>\nYes me and perhaps you<\/p>\n<p>Waiting for your death<br \/>\nScampering with their spades<br \/>\nThe biggest fucking maggots<br \/>\nEven before life fades<br \/>\nTheir taste buds working overtime<br \/>\nA recipe or two<br \/>\nCurrying great flavours<br \/>\nFrom people just like you<\/p>\n<p>The law can&#8217;t come in quick enough<br \/>\nThe sickness goes beyond<br \/>\nAnything imaginable<br \/>\nAnd why they did grow fond<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s lamentable to see<br \/>\nThat in this supposed day and age<br \/>\nPeople want to be<br \/>\nCannibals they want to eat<br \/>\nAnother soul they know<br \/>\nHumanity where is it<br \/>\nThat you really want to go<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s come to light that in Pakistan 2 brothers have been found Who liked the taste of human flesh Dug out of the ground It seems they went to graveyards And found their booty there And took it home and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2014\/10\/anyone-for-curry\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18454","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18454","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18454"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18454\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18456,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18454\/revisions\/18456"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18454"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18454"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18454"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}