A novel plan at marketing
\nEmerged at Top star spa
\nA liquor shop with bright ideas
\nWho thought they could go far
\nWhen it got on social media
\nAnimal rights saw through
\nThe marketing as very cruel
\nThey didn’t have a clue
\nHow can someone contemplate
\nGiving away a sheep
\nIt really is extraordinary
\nStill waters must run deep
\nWith a purchase of two bottles
\nA live sheep tied up on the floor
\nA note that said you can win me
\nWell who could ask for more
\nThe sheep must have been beside herself
\nClearly she would be
\nUpset to know with her legs tied up
\nShe’d be given away for free
\nShe wasn’t given water
\nJust thrown down on the floor
\nI am sure her heart sank many times
\nAnd her strength drained out for sure<\/p>\n
Who in their minds would be so thoughtless
\nI mean what’s it about
\nWho would have dreamed up this idea
\nAnd An animals freedom flout
\nTo me it makes no sense at all
\nHad it been done before
\nWas it so successful
\nThey decided to do it more
\nOr was it just a one off
\nThe sort of thing you’d do
\nBuy two bottles of this here drink
\nAnd we will give this sheep to you<\/p>\n
And what would they do with it
\nTake it home to kill
\nClearly this is ignorance
\nWho did this are they still
\nEmployed in top shop spa I wonder
\nI would like to know
\nAnimals have rights and as such
\nWhere will this now go<\/p>\n
Is someone going to pay for this
\nAnd what happened to the sheep
\nAll these questions come to mind
\nFor this story makes me weep
\nFor The angst that poor soul suffered
\nSomeone’s has to be
\nHauled over the coals for this
\nFor its madness actually<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A novel plan at marketing Emerged at Top star spa A liquor shop with bright ideas Who thought they could go far When it got on social media Animal rights saw through The marketing as very cruel They didn’t have … Continue reading