The secret life<\/p>\n
of a snuffler<\/p>\n
won’t ruffle her feathers today<\/p>\n
for a snuffler is a lady<\/p>\n
who loves animals, they say<\/p>\n
not loves them like some people<\/p>\n
but truthfully reveals<\/p>\n
a tendency to smother them<\/p>\n
and I kn ow how that feels<\/p>\n
you see Im a bit hairy<\/p>\n
my face and the chimpanzee<\/p>\n
have certain distinguishing characteristics<\/p>\n
you should see Heather with me<\/p>\n
I know Im a bloke<\/p>\n
but Heathers heart<\/p>\n
is always open she<\/p>\n
always looks so loving<\/p>\n
when she looks at me<\/p>\n
not because I am handsome<\/p>\n
just because I look<\/p>\n
a bit like some<\/p>\n
great ape she saw<\/p>\n
in a children’s book<\/p>\n
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The secret life of a snuffler won’t ruffle her feathers today for a snuffler is a lady who loves animals, they say not loves them like some people but truthfully reveals a tendency to smother them and I kn ow … Continue reading