{"id":16692,"date":"2014-07-09T09:44:50","date_gmt":"2014-07-09T09:44:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=16692"},"modified":"2014-07-09T09:44:50","modified_gmt":"2014-07-09T09:44:50","slug":"the-running-of-the-bulls-pamplona","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2014\/07\/the-running-of-the-bulls-pamplona\/","title":{"rendered":"The running of the Bulls Pamplona"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Spain it seems will never learn<\/p>\n<p>and the spaniards apparently<\/p>\n<p>its probably all the wine they drink<\/p>\n<p>and the tapas they get free<\/p>\n<p>that makes them think<\/p>\n<p>that they can run with bulls<\/p>\n<p>yea down the street<\/p>\n<p>and enter the arena<\/p>\n<p>and with the bulls compete<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>to my mind its an unfair game<\/p>\n<p>both parties would be served<\/p>\n<p>by leaving each other well alone<\/p>\n<p>but seemingly unnerved<\/p>\n<p>like idiots before the fair<\/p>\n<p>they tank up and they run<\/p>\n<p>ahead of really raging bulls<\/p>\n<p>out there in the sun<\/p>\n<p>and inevitably the bulls run faster<\/p>\n<p>as the men slow down<\/p>\n<p>and some fall into their paths<\/p>\n<p>prostrate then in town<\/p>\n<p>the bull see that as victory<\/p>\n<p>and butt and of course gore<\/p>\n<p>any arse who happens to be thus exposed<\/p>\n<p>and more<\/p>\n<p>this time on the first day<\/p>\n<p>some spaniard \u00a0it came to pass<\/p>\n<p>happen to fall down and a bull<\/p>\n<p>stuck on up his arse<\/p>\n<p>it did make his eyes water<\/p>\n<p>as the horn carved through his ring<\/p>\n<p>up into his anal sac<\/p>\n<p>guaranteed to bring<\/p>\n<p>some agony to his defacation<\/p>\n<p>that is bound to be<\/p>\n<p>something that he won&#8217;t forget<\/p>\n<p>in a hurry believe me<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Spain it seems will never learn and the spaniards apparently its probably all the wine they drink and the tapas they get free that makes them think that they can run with bulls yea down the street and enter the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2014\/07\/the-running-of-the-bulls-pamplona\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[104],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16692","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-calves-and-cows-and-bulls"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16692","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16692"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16692\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16694,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16692\/revisions\/16694"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16692"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16692"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16692"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}