{"id":16197,"date":"2014-05-15T11:11:26","date_gmt":"2014-05-15T11:11:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/?p=16197"},"modified":"2014-05-15T11:14:43","modified_gmt":"2014-05-15T11:14:43","slug":"mcdonalds-customer-found-a-chickens-head-in-her-bucketand-no-doubt-complained","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cooksdelight.co.uk\/blog\/2014\/05\/mcdonalds-customer-found-a-chickens-head-in-her-bucketand-no-doubt-complained\/","title":{"rendered":"McDonald&#8217;s customer found a chicken&#8217;s head in her bucket(and no doubt complained)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sadly the customer buying the bucket<\/p>\n<p>of fried chicken bodily parts<\/p>\n<p>wasn&#8217;t aware and just didn&#8217;t care<\/p>\n<p>was one of those souls<\/p>\n<p>without hearts<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>she listened to McDonald&#8217;s adverts<\/p>\n<p>chicken in a bucket \u00a0cheap cheap<\/p>\n<p>okay so it cheap but not for the chicken<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #444444; font-size: 14px;\">just being alive she did reap<\/span><\/p>\n<p>the terrible death at the \u00a0hands of the<\/p>\n<p>corporate enslaver&#8217;s<\/p>\n<p>in some great shed<\/p>\n<p>with their guillotines<\/p>\n<p>cutting the heads off of thousands<\/p>\n<p>all were alive<\/p>\n<p>and then dead<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>so you could put assorted body parts<\/p>\n<p>into your gob and then chew<\/p>\n<p>you could swallow them down<\/p>\n<p>with your chyme go to town<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #444444; font-size: 14px;\">\u00a0their fat and their muscle<\/span><\/p>\n<p>will do<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>for that&#8217;s what you eat<\/p>\n<p>so the bucket today<\/p>\n<p>had a head<\/p>\n<p>a wake up call<\/p>\n<p>who is the fool<\/p>\n<p>yes madam that&#8217;s what I said<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>there&#8217;s no need to be party<\/p>\n<p>to corporate killing<\/p>\n<p>its not as if the chickens<\/p>\n<p>were ever willing<\/p>\n<p>they wanted to live<\/p>\n<p>not be killed upside down<\/p>\n<p>shackled their heads lopped<\/p>\n<p>as in pain they drown<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>so you Mrs somebody<\/p>\n<p>can sit and eat<\/p>\n<p>their body parts for your tea<\/p>\n<p>did it make you heave<\/p>\n<p>and did you believe<\/p>\n<p>that the chicken would heave seeing thee<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>people<\/p>\n<p>engaged to slaughter and kill<\/p>\n<p>they slice off the necks of<\/p>\n<p>birds hanging free<\/p>\n<p>who are alive and not still<\/p>\n<p>the whole process \u00a0is autamated<\/p>\n<p>sped up for profit and so<\/p>\n<p>if the head is a bobbing<\/p>\n<p>possibly sobbing<\/p>\n<p>into the bucket will go<\/p>\n<p>breaded and seasoned<\/p>\n<p>and deep fried<\/p>\n<p>and into your take out may be<\/p>\n<p>a wake up call<\/p>\n<p>to fill you with gall<\/p>\n<p>and remind you<\/p>\n<p>its a chicken you see<\/p>\n<p>now that lady might have been<\/p>\n<p>pecking about<\/p>\n<p>enjoying the life<\/p>\n<p>thinking she<\/p>\n<p>might get a look at the sun<\/p>\n<p>maybe soon<\/p>\n<p>when they slaughtered her<\/p>\n<p>tested her qi<\/p>\n<p>and you went along<\/p>\n<p>to Mcdonalds forgetting<\/p>\n<p>what you eat I&#8217;d say<\/p>\n<p>chicken body parts<\/p>\n<p>that were murdered<\/p>\n<p>ex<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sadly the customer buying the bucket of fried chicken bodily parts wasn&#8217;t aware and just didn&#8217;t care was one of those souls without hearts &nbsp; 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